The Kingdom of Moerdijk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joop Moer with an even hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.927 billion Moerdijkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moerdijk. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The Moerdijkian economy, worth 851 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,690 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Moerdijk is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moerdijk's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Moerdijk is ranked 168,967^th in the world and 1^st in Mojave Wasteland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.39 law-abiding acts per hour.