The Empire of Mochadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mochadius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.795 billion Mochadians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mocha City. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mochadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,326 trillion Mokozkis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,782 Mokozkis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mochadia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mochadia is ranked 20,841^st in the world and 7^th in Equestria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.04 law-abiding acts per hour.