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The Imminent Demise of Moany Old Gits

“Sex is good at 75, I live at 76 so it's no distance”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The North Pacific


The Imminent Demise of Moany Old Gits is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.176 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Moany Old Gits's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the government is flooded with compensation requests, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moany Old Gits's national animal is the Sly Old Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the I don't Believe It.

Moany Old Gits is ranked 5,122nd in The North Pacific and 121,629th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -35 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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