“Sex is good at 75, I live at 76 so it's no distance”
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The North Pacific
The Imminent Demise of Moany Old Gits is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.95 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moany Old Gits's national animal is the Sly Old Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the I don't Believe It.
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago
- 13 hours ago: Moany Old Gits endorsed The Republic of One Vision.
- 21 hours ago: Moany Old Gits was endorsed by The Republic of One Vision.
- 1 day 1 hour ago: Moany Old Gits endorsed The Dictatorship of The Democratic Republic of Tomb.
- 1 day 1 hour ago: Moany Old Gits endorsed The Dictatorship of Drasolopia.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: Moany Old Gits was endorsed by The Dictatorship of The Democratic Republic of Tomb.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Moany Old Gits fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
- 1 day 20 hours ago: Moany Old Gits was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Drasolopia.
- 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Moany Old Gits, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- 2 days 14 hours ago: Moany Old Gits withdrew its endorsement from The Fiefdom of Zzzaaa.
- 2 days 15 hours ago: Moany Old Gits withdrew its endorsement from The Republic of Magonia.
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