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The Zero-Term President of Mitt Romney

“Money Can't Buy Me Love”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: United States

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The Zero-Term President of Mitt Romney is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.686 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt Lake City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Gambling industries.

Disaster victims are viewed with disdain, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, politicians live in abject luxury, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mitt Romney's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the capital gain.

Mitt Romney is ranked 58th in United States and 57,126th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 3.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 36 days ago

  • 142 days ago: Mitt Romney changed its national motto to "Money Can't Buy Me Love".
  • 303 days ago: Mitt Romney changed its national slogan to "Check Out My Presidential Haircut.".
  • 1 year 109 days ago: Mitt Romney fell out of the world Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 1 year 162 days ago: Mitt Romney was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 1 year 162 days ago: Following new legislation in Mitt Romney, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 1 year 162 days ago: Following new legislation in Mitt Romney, politicians live in abject luxury.
  • 1 year 162 days ago: Mitt Romney relocated from Space Jesus to United States.
  • 1 year 162 days ago: Mitt Romney lodged a message on the Space Jesus Regional Message Board.
  • 1 year 162 days ago: Mitt Romney altered its national flag.
  • 1 year 162 days ago: Mitt Romney changed its national slogan to "Money Can't Buy Me Love.".

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