The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Bee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.441 billion Miraclian Antilleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The powerhouse Miraclian Antillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 97,849 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, all weapon research has been banned, every workday begins with group therapy, and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Miraclian Antilles's influence in Nudist Dreamland rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Miraclian Antilles relocated from The Heartland to Nudist Dreamland.
- : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
- : Miraclian Antilles was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, all weapon research has been banned.
- : Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Miraclian Antilles's influence in The Heartland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Miraclian Antilles voted for The Holy Monarchy of Dragomerian Islands in Round 3 of the election.