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The Free Queendom of Miraclian Antilles

“Victoria aut Letum!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Heartland

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The Free Queendom of Miraclian Antilles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Bee with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.508 billion Miraclian Antillesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime is totally unknown. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Crown.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 11th in The Heartland and 5,481st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 52 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 6 days ago: Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 19 days ago: Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 28 days ago: Miraclian Antilles was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, guns are banned.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Miraclian Antilles Blood Tithe.

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