Most Advanced Public Education: 1,622nd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,825th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,849th
The Free Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Victoria aut Letum!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Bee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.598 billion Miraclian Antilleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse Miraclian Antillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 97,446 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 176,281st in the world and 31st in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -13.89 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 1,622ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,825thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,849thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,600thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,513thMost Cultured: 5,476thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,694thNicest Citizens: 7,124thHealthiest Citizens: 8,125thMost Pacifist: 8,246thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,592ndSmartest Citizens: 8,616thLargest Governments: 9,013thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,811thLargest Populations: 9,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,846thMost Developed: 11,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,353rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,446thNudest: 14,456thSafest: 16,629thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,127th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the region

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