The Free Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Victoria aut Letum!
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Free Queendom of Miraclian Antilles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Bee with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.301 billion Miraclian Antilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The powerhouse Miraclian Antillian economy, worth 832 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 89,480 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Queen Bee. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 20th in The Heartland and 137,083rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -31 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 13 days ago: Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Miraclian Antilles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Miraclian Antilles was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Queen Bee.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • 15 days ago: Miraclian Antilles lodged a message on the The Heartland Regional Message Board.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Miraclian Antilles, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.

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