The Holy Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Dominus Temporis Est Semper Cum Nobis
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Federation of Minutos is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lawrence Voss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.135 billion Minutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minution. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The powerhouse Minutian economy, worth 571 trillion Seliphors a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 62,564 Seliphors, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Seliphors of property damage, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minutos's national animal is the Scorpo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Timeonism.

Minutos is ranked 59th in The New Commonwealth Society and 56,747th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minutos was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Minutos, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Minutos, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Seliphors of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Minutos, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Minutos, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Minutos, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Minutos lodged a message on the The New Commonwealth Society Regional Message Board.
  • : Minutos lodged a message on the The New Commonwealth Society Regional Message Board.
  • : Minutos lodged a message on the The New Commonwealth Society Regional Message Board.
  • : Minutos lodged a message on the The New Commonwealth Society Regional Message Board.

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