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The New Holy Federation of Minutos

“Dominus Temporis Est Semper Cum Nobis”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The New Commonwealth Society


The New Holy Federation of Minutos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lawrence Voss with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.326 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minution. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, the Scorpo is a protected species, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minutos's national animal is the Scorpo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Timeonism, and its currency is the Seliphor.

Minutos is ranked 65th in The New Commonwealth Society and 89,339th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -58 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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