The Holy Federation of
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Dominus Temporis Est Semper Cum Nobis
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The Holy Federation of Minutos is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lawrence Voss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.748 billion Minutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minution. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The powerhouse Minutian economy, worth 548 trillion Seliphors a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 62,700 Seliphors, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, online tourism reviews of Minutos are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minutos's national animal is the Scorpo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Timeonism.

Minutos is ranked 82nd in The New Commonwealth Society and 84,160th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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