The Holy Federation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Dominus Temporis Est Semper Cum Nobis
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Federation of Minutos is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lawrence Voss with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.949 billion Minutians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minution. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.

The powerhouse Minutian economy, worth 575 trillion Seliphors a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 64,296 Seliphors, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minutos's national animal is the Scorpo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Timeonism.

Minutos is ranked 58th in The New Commonwealth Society and 60,948th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 15 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Minutos lodged a message on the The New Commonwealth Society Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Minutos fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 7 days ago: Minutos was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Minutos, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Minutos, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Minutos, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Minutos, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Minutos, Scorpo owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance.
  • 7 days ago: Minutos lodged a message on the The New Commonwealth Society Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Minutos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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