Population | 40.213 billion |
Capital | The Moogle Cafe |
Leader | Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew |
Currency | stolen Silver |
Animal | night owl |
The Long-Lasting State of Mintyfresh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.213 billion Mintyfreshers are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moogle Cafe. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mintyfresh economy, worth a remarkable 9,279 trillion stolen Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,764 stolen Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Mintyfresh has found 3 easter eggs), and news headlines suggest that Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime is totally unknown. Mintyfresh's national animal is the night owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Mintyfresh is ranked 66,616th in the world and 1st in South Mogs Sea for Most Stationary, with 721.1390176374 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, news headlines suggest that Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Mintyfresh lodged a message on the South Mogs Sea Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Mintyfresh has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Mintyfresh's influence in South Mogs Sea fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Mintyfresh's influence in South Mogs Sea rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
- : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.