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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 576thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 719thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 856th
The Long-Lasting State of
Libertarian Police State
Gusto Menta
Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mintyfresh

Population40.213 billion

CapitalThe Moogle Cafe
LeaderMost Supreme Czar Merton Dew

Currencystolen Silver
Animalnight owl

The Long-Lasting State of Mintyfresh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.213 billion Mintyfreshers are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moogle Cafe. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mintyfresh economy, worth a remarkable 9,279 trillion stolen Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,764 stolen Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Mintyfresh has found 3 easter eggs), and news headlines suggest that Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime is totally unknown. Mintyfresh's national animal is the night owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mintyfresh is ranked 66,616th in the world and 1st in South Mogs Sea for Most Stationary, with 721.1390176374 days.

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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 576thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 719thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 856thHighest Economic Output: 1,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,235thFattest Citizens: 1,249thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,357thLargest Populations: 1,385thMost Cultured: 1,795thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,805thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,453rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,725thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,898thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,329thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,661stSmartest Citizens: 5,105thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,477thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,711thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,836thHighest Food Quality: 6,264thMost Influential: 6,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,524thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,668thHighest Average Incomes: 6,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,855thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,192ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,110thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,227thTop
10%
Nudest: 16,848thLargest Black Market: 18,893rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,967thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,607thMost Efficient Economies: 26,733rdLargest Mining Sector: 29,756th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, news headlines suggest that Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mintyfresh lodged a message on the South Mogs Sea Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Mintyfresh has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Mintyfresh's influence in South Mogs Sea fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Mintyfresh's influence in South Mogs Sea rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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