The Long-Lasting State of Mintyfresh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.893 billion Mintyfreshers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moogle Cafe. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mintyfresh economy, worth a remarkable 4,465 trillion stolen Silvers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 213,720 stolen Silvers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,059,101 per year while the poor average 24,455, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.
The police force is on a recruitment drive, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mintyfresh's national animal is the night owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- 7 days ago: Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
- 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
- 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
- 17 days ago: Mintyfresh's influence in South Mogs Sea fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- 17 days ago: Mintyfresh became WA Delegate of South Mogs Sea.
- 18 days ago: Mintyfresh was endorsed by The Community of Joker Isle.
- 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy.
- 27 days ago: Mintyfresh fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
Endorsements Received: 1 » Joker Isle.