The Long-Lasting State of
Father Knows Best State
Gusto Menta
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Long-Lasting State of Mintyfresh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.616 billion Mintyfreshers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moogle Cafe. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mintyfresh economy, worth a remarkable 4,915 trillion stolen Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 217,338 stolen Silvers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 702,413 per year while the poor average 50,820, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mintyfresh's national animal is the night owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mintyfresh is ranked 2nd in South Mogs Sea and 127,030th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 2.25 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mintyfresh was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Mintyfresh fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.

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