Largest Agricultural Sector: 506th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 641st Highest Economic Output: 777th
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The Long-Lasting State of Mintyfresh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.098 billion Mintyfreshers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moogle Cafe. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mintyfresh economy, worth a remarkable 5,164 trillion stolen Silvers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 223,593 stolen Silvers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,124,691 per year while the poor average 24,843, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mintyfresh's national animal is the night owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mintyfresh is ranked 189,201st in the world and 2nd in South Mogs Sea for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.7 Missed References Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 506thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 641stHighest Economic Output: 777thMost Cultured: 865thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,023rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,172ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,359thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,524thFattest Citizens: 1,632ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,695thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,825thLargest Populations: 1,898thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,569thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,593rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,644thSmartest Citizens: 2,936thHighest Average Incomes: 2,977thMost Influential: 3,236thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,259thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,009thMost Developed: 4,814thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,582ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,586thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,974thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,271stMost Pro-Market: 6,951stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,247thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,300thMost Efficient Economies: 8,371stLargest Black Market: 9,562ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,727thLargest Mining Sector: 13,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,760thMost Extreme: 16,132ndHighest Crime Rates: 16,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,515thMost Armed: 18,538th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies, Most Pro-Market, and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.
  • : Mintyfresh was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Mintyfresh's influence in South Mogs Sea fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Mintyfresh's influence in South Mogs Sea rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Mintyfresh lodged a message on the South Mogs Sea Regional Message Board.
  • : Mintyfresh relocated from Osiris to South Mogs Sea.


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