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The Glittery Cookie Queen of Minineenee is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Neenee with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.85 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Defence and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dena. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minineenee's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Discordianism, and its currency is the whatsit.

Minineenee is ranked 18th in the region and 1,415th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.