Most Armed: 3rd Rudest Citizens: 3rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th
The Festering Mutations of
Anarchy
Freedom is Absolute - Under Penalty of Death
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Festering Mutations of Mindless contempt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.87 billion Mindless contemptians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contempt. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mindless contemptian economy, worth an astonishing 10,454 trillion small shiny objects a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 478,047 small shiny objects, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,800,076 per year while the poor average 88,527, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, criminals are thrown to the hairless apes to repay their debt to society, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mindless contempt's national animal is the hairless ape, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mindless contempt is ranked 179,942nd in the world and 4th in Place To Stash Nations for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 6.4 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Armed: 3rdRudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thHighest Crime Rates: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10thMost Secular: 11thMost Rebellious Youth: 21stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thLargest Retail Industry: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thFattest Citizens: 46thMost Avoided: 57thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thLeast Corrupt Governments: 113thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 141stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 144thHighest Economic Output: 176thHighest Average Incomes: 177thLargest Gambling Industry: 234thSmartest Citizens: 259thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 480thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 544thLargest Mining Sector: 608thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 637thLargest Publishing Industry: 930thMost Cultured: 1,008thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,076thMost Stationary: 1,197thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,853rdLargest Populations: 2,303rdMost Politically Free: 3,591stMost Influential: 3,655thLargest Black Market: 4,300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,198thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,300thNudest: 6,977thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 9,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,508thMost Pro-Market: 9,581stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,029thMost Efficient Economies: 16,793rd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, criminals are thrown to the hairless apes to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Mindless contempt with trees.
  • : Mindless contempt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.

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