Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd Most Armed: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 4th
The Festering Mutations of
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Freedom is Absolute - Under Penalty of Death
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The Festering Mutations of Mindless contempt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.208 billion Mindless contemptians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contempt. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mindless contemptian economy, worth an astonishing 10,762 trillion small shiny objects a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 484,603 small shiny objects, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,009,501 per year while the poor average 76,614, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mindless contempt's national animal is the hairless ape, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mindless contempt is ranked 168,413th in the world and 4th in Place To Stash Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 0.99 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 4thRudest Citizens: 9thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10thMost Secular: 12thMost Rebellious Youth: 20thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34thLargest Retail Industry: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39thFattest Citizens: 44thMost Avoided: 63rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 95thLeast Corrupt Governments: 112thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 144thHighest Average Incomes: 167thHighest Economic Output: 172ndLargest Gambling Industry: 225thSmartest Citizens: 249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 395thLargest Agricultural Sector: 442ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 616thLargest Mining Sector: 619thLargest Publishing Industry: 863rdMost Cultured: 1,001stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,060thMost Stationary: 1,166thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,926thLargest Populations: 2,298thMost Influential: 3,684thLargest Black Market: 4,399thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,517thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,075thNudest: 6,787thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,751stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,299thMost Politically Free: 12,163rdMost Extreme: 12,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,654thMost Efficient Economies: 15,067th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Mindless contempt, prison visits increase substantially during election years.

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