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The Federation of Mimes Guild

“He who angers you, controls you.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Texas


The Federation of Mimes Guild is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 23.373 billion Mimes Guildians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimes Guild's national animal is the opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Octopus card.

Mimes Guild is ranked 54th in Texas and 21,951st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Mimes Guild is currently considering its options.

People: 23,373,167,684

Zombies: 0

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Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago


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by Max Barry

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