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The Federation of Mimes Guild

“He who angers you, controls you.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Texas

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The Federation of Mimes Guild is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 23.133 billion Mimes Guildians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimes Guild's national animal is the opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Octopus card.

Mimes Guild is ranked 30th in Texas and 6,848th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Mimes Guild was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 5 days ago: Mimes Guild was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Mimes Guild's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • 16 days ago: Mimes Guild was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, torture is illegal.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.

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