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The Federation of Mimes Guild

“He who angers you, controls you.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Texas

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The Federation of Mimes Guild is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 23.186 billion Mimes Guildians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Mimes Guild, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimes Guild's national animal is the opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Octopus card.

Mimes Guild is ranked 9th in Texas and 2,312th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 158 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Mimes Guild.
  • 5 days ago: Mimes Guild applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 6 days ago: Mimes Guild was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Mimes Guild was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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