The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who angers you, controls you.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The Federation of Mimes Guild is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 24.084 billion Mimes Guildians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The large but stagnant Mimes Guildian economy, worth 363 trillion Octopus cards a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,097 Octopus cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimes Guild's national animal is the opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mimes Guild is ranked 4th in Texas and 238th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 544 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 15 days ago: Mimes Guild fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 15 days ago: Mimes Guild was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • 16 days ago: Mimes Guild fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.

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