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The Federation of Mimes Guild

“He who angers you, controls you.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Texas

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The Federation of Mimes Guild is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 23.333 billion Mimes Guildians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimes Guild's national animal is the opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Octopus card.

Mimes Guild is ranked 114th in Texas and 72,206th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Mimes Guild, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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