The Failed State of Millyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by dsgfhsdraters with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.922 billion Millylandishes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumplings. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Millylandian economy, worth 700 trillion asfds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,143 asfds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dumplings Times is sold out, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Millyland's national animal is the sdf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Millyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Millyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Millyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Millyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Millyland's influence in Social Liberal Union fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Millyland's influence in Social Liberal Union rose from "Minnow" to "Dealmaker".
- : Millyland relocated from Lazarus to Social Liberal Union.
- : Millyland was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Millyland ceased to exist.
- : Millyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.