The Failed State of Millyland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by dsgfhsdraters with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.952 billion Millylandishes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumplings. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Millylandian economy, worth 641 trillion asfds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,423 asfds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dumplings Times is sold out, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Millyland's national animal is the sdf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Millyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
- : Millyland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Primitive.
- : Millyland lodged a message on the Social Liberal Union Regional Message Board.
- : Millyland's influence in Social Liberal Union fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Millyland's influence in Social Liberal Union rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".
- : Millyland relocated from Lazarus to Social Liberal Union.
- : Millyland was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Millyland ceased to exist.
- : Millyland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Cestlui.
- : Millyland was endorsed by The Molluscracy of Greater Egristan.