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The Failed State of Millyland

“Min folk, JAG ÄR TILLBAKA!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Social Liberal Union

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The Failed State of Millyland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lynda Woodruff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.526 billion Millylandishes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumplings. The average income tax rate is 77%, and even higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Dumplings Times is sold out, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Millyland's national animal is the FOM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the goat.

Millyland is ranked 70th in Social Liberal Union and 5,864th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 11 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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