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The Warrior Peoples of Milchama

“Aesh Aesh Milchama: Loh Tesachek Hagana”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Atlantian Oceania


The Warrior Peoples of Milchama is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.861 billion Milchamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, discarded pennies litter the streets, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milchama's national animal is the tigercatfishthing, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the bob.

Milchama is ranked 2nd in Atlantian Oceania and 1,879th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 343 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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