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The Warrior Peoples of Milchama

“Aesh Aesh Milchama: Loh Tesachek Hagana”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Warrior Peoples of Milchama is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.306 billion Milchamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, discarded pennies litter the streets, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milchama's national animal is the tigercatfishthing, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the bob.

Milchama is ranked 7th in Atlantian Oceania and 2,336th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,206.75 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 30 days ago: Milchama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • 38 days ago: Milchama changed its national demonym to "Milchamian" and its demonym adjective to "Milchamian".
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 73 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 73 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 73 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, euthanasia is legal.
  • 73 days ago: Following new legislation in Milchama, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.

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