Population | 44.526 billion |
Capital | Austin |
Leader | Mike |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Kiss |
Animal | Dream Mirror |
The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.526 billion Mikes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth an astonishing 20,183 trillion Kisses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 453,302 Kisses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,320,864 per year while the poor average 48,612, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.
Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, chanting protestors ask "WHAT DO WE WANT?" and reply "MORE OF THE SAME", and every citizen sounds like a television news anchor. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Mikeswill is ranked 305,496th in the world and 769th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mikeswill lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
- : Mikeswill lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
- : Mikeswill updated the World Factbook entry in NationStates.
- : Following new legislation in Mikeswill, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
- : Following new legislation in Mikeswill, chanting protestors ask "WHAT DO WE WANT?" and reply "MORE OF THE SAME".
- : Following new legislation in Mikeswill, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Mikeswill lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
- : Mikeswill voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Mikeswill lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
- : Mikeswill lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 51 » The Double Wing, Ubu-Rex, Arithei, Nostovya, Ionistan, Resilea, Bongo Fury, Guardian Empire of Earth, Heredation, Xaviena, Patria Augusta, Port Myreal, Islanalcatatuffles, King Zhaoxiang of Qin, Neo Britanic Republic, Czecho-Romania, Trimetolan, Eresil, Anderscoft, Ingentus Progressia, Honchu, Fredsia, Redwingvksm, Castlacha, Poetsland, Kema, Lebokey, United Drafonstland, Korwin, Landover Baptist Church, Peetl, Gonolla, Heatwave Islands, Bazlak, LFE, Inops, Konstantium, Bukharinin, Averageislandia, Hintria, Sodom and Gomorrah, United Socialist Islands of Aerospatiala, La salaodor, Iberian Republics, Always Winners, Kyupaa, Eastern Terranica, Salaysianar, South Son Charoen, Concordare, and 1 other.Ra-ah.