The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nixon-Bauer 2016!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United States of Mike the Progressive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Robot Nixon with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.861 billion Mike the Progressiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mike the Progressivean economy, worth 912 trillion USDS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,072 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million USD battlesuits, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, replacement organs are grown in vats, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mike the Progressive's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mike the Progressive is ranked 464th in Westphalia and 135,834th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -28 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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