Largest Publishing Industry: 1,864th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,144th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,411th
The United States of
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Nixon-Bauer 2016!
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The United States of Mike the Progressive is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Robot Nixon with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.212 billion Mike the Progressiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mike the Progressivean economy, worth 983 trillion USDS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,789 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mike the Progressive's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mike the Progressive is ranked 52,629th in the world and 2,044th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 65.09 Years.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,144thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,411thLargest Retail Industry: 4,130thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,477thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,152ndSmartest Citizens: 6,443rdMost Cultured: 8,304thMost Average: 8,806thTop
Most Developed: 9,274thMost Efficient Economies: 9,311thHighest Economic Output: 10,162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,566thLargest Populations: 15,873rdMost Avoided: 17,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,627th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 184th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 200th in the regionMost Average: 201st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 233rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Developed: 344th in the regionMost Cultured: 346th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 402nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 462nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 500th in the region

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