Largest Publishing Industry: 2,419th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,451st Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,478th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nixon-Bauer 2016!
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The United States of Mike the Progressive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Robot Nixon with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.959 billion Mike the Progressiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mike the Progressivean economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion USDS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,634 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mike the Progressive's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mike the Progressive is ranked 99,464th in the world and 135th in Westphalia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 42.96 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,419thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,478thLargest Retail Industry: 3,326thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,050thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,477thMost Average: 6,169thSmartest Citizens: 7,134thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 9,325thMost Cultured: 9,521stMost Efficient Economies: 9,775thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,318thMost Developed: 10,739thMost Avoided: 14,642ndLargest Populations: 14,771stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,577th
Top
1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Most Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics