Largest Publishing Industry: 1,925th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,270th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,448th
The United States of
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Nixon-Bauer 2016!
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The United States of Mike the Progressive is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Robot Nixon with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.427 billion Mike the Progressiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mike the Progressivean economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion USDS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,789 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mike the Progressive's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mike the Progressive is ranked 104,371st in the world and 193rd in Westphalia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 519.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,270thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,448thLargest Retail Industry: 4,481stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,556thSmartest Citizens: 6,773rdMost Average: 7,401stTop
Most Cultured: 8,641stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,449thMost Efficient Economies: 9,862ndMost Developed: 10,095thHighest Economic Output: 10,102nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the region

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