The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nixon-Bauer 2016!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United States of Mike the Progressive is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Robot Nixon with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.188 billion Mike the Progressiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mike the Progressivean economy, worth 794 trillion USDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 110,510 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mike the Progressive's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mike the Progressive is ranked 8th in Westphalia and 30,169th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 5 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Mike the Progressive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Mike the Progressive was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Mike the Progressive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Mike the Progressive fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Mike the Progressive fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 15 days ago: Mike the Progressive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Mike the Progressive was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Mike the Progressive, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Mike the Progressive, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Mike the Progressive, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.

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