Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,290th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,405th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,435th
The United States of
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Nixon-Bauer 2016!
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The United States of Mike the Progressive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Robot Nixon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.772 billion Mike the Progressiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mike the Progressivean economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion USDS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,389 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Mike the Progressive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mike the Progressive's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mike the Progressive is ranked 107,944th in the world and 252nd in Westphalia for Most Authoritarian, with 0.09 Stalins.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,405thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,435thLargest Retail Industry: 3,347thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,388thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,194thSmartest Citizens: 6,808thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,408thHighest Economic Output: 9,441stMost Cultured: 9,508thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,014thMost Average: 10,308thMost Developed: 10,550thMost Avoided: 13,950thLargest Populations: 15,346th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionTop
Most Average: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the region

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