The United States of
Anarchy
Don't just do something - stand there
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.36 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 16,240 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 593,576 sand dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,816,329 per year while the poor average 73,827, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Midlands, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Midlands has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Midlands is ranked 5th in Korel and 128,064th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -798 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 minutes ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Midlands has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Midlands.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Midlands, citizens must pay to enjoy Midlands's pristine beaches.

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