The United States of
Anarchy
Don't just do something - stand there
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.726 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 16,500 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 595,140 sand dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,791,896 per year while the poor average 38,491, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Midlands is ranked 5th in Korel and 127,300th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 5 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Midlands was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Midlands was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, politicians live in abject luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.

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