Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th Fattest Citizens: 6th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th
The United States of
Capitalizt
Don't just do something - stand there
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.876 billion Midlandsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 18,791 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 628,983 sand dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,818,977 per year while the poor average 172,457, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Midlands is ranked 140,734th in the world and 8th in Korel for Most Authoritarian, with 0.01 Stalins.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thLargest Populations: 20thMost Avoided: 20thRudest Citizens: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stHighest Economic Output: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 62ndLargest Gambling Industry: 83rdLargest Mining Sector: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111thMost Armed: 117thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 137thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 259thLargest Publishing Industry: 300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 541stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 554thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 628thMost Devout: 656thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 805thHighest Poor Incomes: 968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 976thSmartest Citizens: 1,034thHighest Crime Rates: 1,124thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,255thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,595thMost Efficient Economies: 1,822ndLargest Black Market: 3,896thMost Influential: 5,752ndTop
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Nudest: 12,459thMost Pro-Market: 13,372nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Midlands was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Midlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.

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