Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th Fattest Citizens: 6th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Don't just do something - stand there
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.71 billion Midlandsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 18,650 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 627,748 sand dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,064,165 per year while the poor average 38,865, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Midlands is ranked 39,039th in the world and 4th in Korel for Largest Governments, scoring 20.76 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 11thRudest Citizens: 14thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thLargest Populations: 19thMost Avoided: 20thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 62ndLargest Gambling Industry: 83rdLargest Mining Sector: 98thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 105thMost Armed: 113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Scientifically Advanced: 165thLargest Agricultural Sector: 266thLargest Publishing Industry: 299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 573rdMost Devout: 634thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 796thHighest Crime Rates: 876thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 887thSmartest Citizens: 1,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,185thMost Stationary: 1,614thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,806thLargest Black Market: 3,754thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,976thMost Pro-Market: 5,462ndMost Influential: 5,708thTop
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Nudest: 13,648th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • : Midlands was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.

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