Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th Fattest Citizens: 7th
The United States of
Anarchy
Don't just do something - stand there
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.192 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 17,977 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 615,843 sand dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,423,814 per year while the poor average 55,490, a ratio of 61.7 to 1.

The workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Midlands is ranked 190,227th in the world and 9th in Korel for Best Weather, with -4715 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thFattest Citizens: 7thRudest Citizens: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 14thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thLargest Populations: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thHighest Economic Output: 38thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54thHighest Average Incomes: 62ndLargest Gambling Industry: 76thMost Armed: 93rdLargest Mining Sector: 102ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 182ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 276thLargest Publishing Industry: 299thMost Devout: 521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 547thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 610thHighest Crime Rates: 692ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 918thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,013thSmartest Citizens: 1,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,336thMost Stationary: 1,671stMost Efficient Economies: 1,865thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,640thMost Influential: 5,707thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,731stMost Pro-Market: 8,955thTop
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Nudest: 11,380th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • : Midlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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