The Patriotic Peoples Democracy of
Right-wing Utopia
Ad Victoriam
Chief Oligarch Michael Linehan
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Patriotic Peoples Democracy of Michael VII is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Oligarch Michael Linehan with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.134 billion Michaeleans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frbiba. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The all-consuming Michael VIIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Federal Reserve Tenders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,584 Federal Reserve Tenders, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michael VII's national animal is the Californian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Holy Mackerel.

Michael VII is ranked 2,845th in Osiris and 109,235th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -354.266 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 97 minutes ago

  • 8 days ago: Michael VII changed its national demonym to "Michaelean" and its nation type to "Patriotic Peoples Democracy".
  • 8 days ago: Michael VII altered its national flag.
  • 8 days ago: Michael VII was refounded in Osiris.
  • 1 year 148 days ago: Michael VII ceased to exist.
  • 1 year 151 days ago: Michael VII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 year 151 days ago: Michael VII fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 1 year 152 days ago: Michael VII was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • 1 year 166 days ago: Michael VII's influence in Rushmore fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 1 year 168 days ago: Michael VII was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 1 year 170 days ago: Michael VII fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.


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