Location: Hampshire

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Filthy Polacks of Miasto Lodz is a massive, safe nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.78 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Motels cater primarily to adulterers, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Miasto Lodz City Times is sold out, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Miasto Lodz's national animal is the football fan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the bribe.

Miasto Lodz is ranked 5th in Hampshire and 17,929th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and