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The Emirate of Metty |
“Amat Victoria Curam”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Struggling |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
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Location: xkcd |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Emirate of Metty is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.918 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry.
Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, school uniforms are compulsory, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metty's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pound.
Metty is ranked 10th in the region and 52,311th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 27 days ago
- 27 days ago:
Metty was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy". - 27 days ago: Following new legislation in
Metty, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. - 28 days ago:
Metty was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State". - 28 days ago: Following new legislation in
Metty, school uniforms are compulsory. - 28 days ago: Following new legislation in
Metty, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. - 28 days ago: Following new legislation in
Metty, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. - 28 days ago: Following new legislation in
Metty, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. - 28 days ago: Following new legislation in
Metty, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. - 28 days ago:
Metty lodged a message at Xkcd Civil Headquarters. - 28 days ago:
Metty relocated from Lazarus to Xkcd.

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