Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 154th Largest Black Market: 363rd Most Corrupt Governments: 650th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Filled with metally goodness
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The People's Republic of Metal People is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.988 billion Metal Peopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metal People City. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Metal Peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion pieces of metal a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 128,748 pieces of metal, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Metal People City is a police state during international summits, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Metal People's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Metal People is ranked 180,076th in the world and 7th in Michigan for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -27.02 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 154thLargest Black Market: 363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 976thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,497thHighest Crime Rates: 1,693rdTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,848thBest Weather: 1,941stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,420thMost Devout: 3,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,810thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,874thMost Stationary: 5,778thMost Authoritarian: 6,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,898thHighest Economic Output: 7,297thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,732ndTop
10%
Most Armed: 9,723rdLargest Populations: 10,950thMost Influential: 12,543rdLargest Governments: 14,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,171stHighest Average Incomes: 15,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,996th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Metal People fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Metal People fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.

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