The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Filled with metally goodness
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Republic of Metal People is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.632 billion Metal Peopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metal People City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Metal Peoplean economy, worth 989 trillion pieces of metal a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 129,676 pieces of metal, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Metal People City is a police state during international summits, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Metal People's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Metal People is ranked 5th in Michigan and 139,746th in the world for Safest, scoring -710.084 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 13 days ago: Metal People fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 18 days ago: Metal People fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 24 days ago: Metal People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 27 days ago: Metal People fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 38 days ago: Metal People fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 39 days ago: Metal People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 40 days ago: Metal People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 48 days ago: Metal People fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Metal People, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in Metal People, Metal People City is a police state during international summits.

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by Max Barry

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