Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st Largest Black Market: 345th Most Corrupt Governments: 618th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Filled with metally goodness
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The People's Republic of Metal People is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.828 billion Metal Peopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metal People City. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Metal Peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,265 trillion pieces of metal a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 128,748 pieces of metal, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Metal People City is a police state during international summits, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Metal People's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Metal People is ranked 7,327th in the world and 1st in Michigan for Highest Economic Output, with 1,265 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 151stLargest Black Market: 345thMost Corrupt Governments: 618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 989thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,390thHighest Crime Rates: 1,649thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,750thBest Weather: 1,863rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,262ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,556thMost Devout: 3,624thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,815thMost Stationary: 5,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,173rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,331stMost Authoritarian: 7,189thHighest Economic Output: 7,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,411thMost Armed: 9,532ndTop
10%
Largest Populations: 11,173rdMost Influential: 12,524thLargest Governments: 13,811thHighest Average Incomes: 14,290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,361stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,609thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,514th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Metal People fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Metal People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Metal People fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.

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