Largest Gambling Industry: 1,408th Largest Black Market: 1,457th Most Primitive: 2,495th
The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.794 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 45,191st in the world and 13th in Emirates of Futurnia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,563.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,408thLargest Black Market: 1,457thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,495thHighest Crime Rates: 3,197thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,547thMost Armed: 3,780thFattest Citizens: 3,926thMost Avoided: 4,353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,554thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,028thMost Stationary: 5,794thHighest Economic Output: 6,900thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,941stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,499thLargest Populations: 7,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,950thHighest Drug Use: 10,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,860thLargest Mining Sector: 12,560thMost Devout: 13,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,214thMost Influential: 14,903rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : METAAALLL voted for The United Federation of Eura in Round 2 of the election.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : METAAALLL created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.

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