The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.881 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,156 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, discarded pennies litter the streets, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 3rd in Emirates of Futurnia and 7,746th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 9 hours ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 9 hours ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 10 hours ago: METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • 14 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 14 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 15 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.

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