Largest Gambling Industry: 1,368th Largest Black Market: 1,435th Most Primitive: 2,531st
The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.609 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 164,643rd in the world and 95th in Emirates of Futurnia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 75.48 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,368thLargest Black Market: 1,435thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,531stHighest Crime Rates: 3,222ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,721stMost Armed: 3,899thFattest Citizens: 3,916thMost Avoided: 4,362ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,053rdMost Stationary: 5,878thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,734thHighest Economic Output: 6,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,481stLargest Populations: 7,691stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,083rdHighest Drug Use: 12,194thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,222ndLargest Mining Sector: 13,264thMost Devout: 14,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,591stMost Influential: 15,133rdNudest: 16,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,593rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : METAAALLL voted for The United Federation of Eura in Round 2 of the election.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : METAAALLL created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.

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