Largest Gambling Industry: 1,477th Largest Black Market: 1,498th Most Primitive: 3,192nd
Father Knows Best State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.321 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 4,573rd in the world and 1st in Emirates of Futurnia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 219.9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,477thLargest Black Market: 1,498thTop
Most Primitive: 3,192ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,232ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,487thMost Armed: 3,797thFattest Citizens: 3,900thMost Avoided: 4,376thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,573rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,840thMost Stationary: 5,517thHighest Economic Output: 6,850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,035thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,254thLargest Populations: 7,385thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,546thHighest Drug Use: 10,602ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,671stLargest Mining Sector: 13,447thMost Devout: 13,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,031stMost Influential: 14,531st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the region

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