The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.411 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,693 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border, the nation leads Emirates of Futurnia in per capita stalking, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 2nd in Emirates of Futurnia and 3,688th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 828.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 13 hours ago

  • 17 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 29 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 29 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 49 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
  • 51 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 53 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 69 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 69 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 69 days ago: METAAALLL created a custom banner.
  • 69 days ago: METAAALLL created a custom banner.

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