Largest Gambling Industry: 1,495th Largest Black Market: 1,509th Highest Crime Rates: 3,353rd
Father Knows Best State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.766 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 4,521st in the world and 1st in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Avoided, scoring 681.57 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,495thLargest Black Market: 1,509thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,353rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,743rdMost Primitive: 3,755thMost Armed: 3,992ndFattest Citizens: 4,012thMost Avoided: 4,521stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,734thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,753rdMost Stationary: 5,172ndHighest Economic Output: 6,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,957thLargest Populations: 7,228thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,460thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,040thHighest Drug Use: 13,152ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,252ndMost Influential: 14,298thMost Devout: 14,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,625thLargest Mining Sector: 14,801st
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
Nudest: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the region

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