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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL

“METAL IS THE LAW”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Emirates of Futurnia

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.01 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 38%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, spies caught in METAAALLL are never heard from again, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NECROMANCY, and its currency is the FLAMING SKULL.

METAAALLL is ranked 2nd in Emirates of Futurnia and 5,248th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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