The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.025 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,693 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border, the nation leads Emirates of Futurnia in per capita stalking, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 23rd in Emirates of Futurnia and 89,385th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 46 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 5 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 6 days ago: METAAALLL created a custom banner.
  • 6 days ago: METAAALLL created a custom banner.
  • 6 days ago: METAAALLL created a custom banner.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the nation leads Emirates of Futurnia in per capita stalking.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in METAAALLL, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.

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