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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL

“METAL IS THE LAW”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Emirates of Futurnia

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.556 billion METAAALLLians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 38%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, spies caught in METAAALLL are never heard from again, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NECROMANCY, and its currency is the FLAMING SKULL.

METAAALLL is ranked 38th in Emirates of Futurnia and 99,476th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -87 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 3 days 8 hours ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 29 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 56 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 125 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).
  • 132 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 154 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 154 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Primitive.
  • 164 days ago: METAAALLL fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Average.
  • 183 days ago: METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".

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