“METAL IS THE LAW”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Emirates of Futurnia
The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 38%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.
Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, and students in METAAALLL's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NECROMANCY, and its currency is the FLAMING SKULL.
Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago
- 24 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
- 38 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- 53 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
- 58 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
- 96 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
- 101 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Armed.
- 103 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
- 108 days ago: METAAALLL fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Influential.
- 114 days ago: METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
- 131 days ago: METAAALLL relocated from Unzucneru association to Emirates of Futurnia.