Largest Gambling Industry: 1,485th Largest Black Market: 1,521st Highest Crime Rates: 3,267th
Father Knows Best State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.507 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,452 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 79,878th in the world and 39th in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,341.57 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,485thLargest Black Market: 1,521stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,267thMost Primitive: 3,485thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,623rdMost Armed: 3,850thFattest Citizens: 3,945thMost Avoided: 4,472ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,777thMost Stationary: 5,387thHighest Economic Output: 6,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,965thLargest Populations: 7,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,411thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,937thHighest Drug Use: 12,072ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,204thMost Devout: 14,325thMost Influential: 14,432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,717th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the region

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