The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.503 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.
The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,693 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border, the nation leads Emirates of Futurnia in per capita stalking, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : METAAALLL fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
- : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : METAAALLL created a custom banner.
- : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : METAAALLL fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
- : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".