Largest Gambling Industry: 1,431st Largest Black Market: 1,464th Most Primitive: 2,673rd
Father Knows Best State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.955 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 53,972nd in the world and 36th in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Authoritarian, with 0.55 Stalins.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,431stLargest Black Market: 1,464thTop
Most Primitive: 2,673rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,126thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,462ndMost Armed: 3,696thFattest Citizens: 3,915thMost Avoided: 4,340thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,981stMost Stationary: 5,693rdHighest Economic Output: 6,865thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,377thLargest Populations: 7,490thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,815thHighest Drug Use: 10,938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,648thLargest Mining Sector: 12,617thMost Devout: 13,610thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,900thMost Influential: 14,670thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,592nd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the region

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