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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL

“METAL IS THE LAW”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Emirates of Futurnia

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.688 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 57.5%.

The strong METAL economy, worth 967 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,885 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, spies caught in METAAALLL are never heard from again, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 15th in Emirates of Futurnia and 24,776th in the world for Most Devout, scoring 30 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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