Largest Gambling Industry: 1,333rd Largest Black Market: 1,420th Most Primitive: 2,480th
The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.438 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 2,480th in the world and 2nd in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Primitive, scoring 101.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,333rdLargest Black Market: 1,420thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,480thHighest Crime Rates: 3,115thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,615thMost Armed: 3,695thFattest Citizens: 3,722ndMost Avoided: 4,263rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,461stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,992ndMost Stationary: 5,981stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,516thHighest Economic Output: 6,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,160thLargest Populations: 7,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,809thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 12,121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,379thLargest Mining Sector: 13,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,063rdMost Devout: 14,545thMost Influential: 15,071stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,913thNudest: 16,994th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : METAAALLL voted for The United Federation of Eura in Round 2 of the election.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : METAAALLL created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet.

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