The Authoritarian Anarchism of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Violence in the cause of righteousness is heroism.
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Authoritarian Anarchism of Mesahnar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shedao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.006 billion Mesahnar are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rahnasem. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The Mesahnar economy, worth 747 trillion kakes a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,741 kakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Mesahnar's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesahnar's national animal is the skype, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Varulven.

Mesahnar is ranked 3rd in Community of Independent Nations and 127,699th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 4 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, refugees from other nations are flocking to Mesahnar's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Mesahnar changed its national leader to "Shedao".
  • : Mesahnar altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, guns are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, tabloids coo over Shedao's expected child.

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