| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Community of Independent Nations
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Authoritarian Anarchism of Mesahnar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Founder of the CIN with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.359 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rahnasem. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, criminals are thrown to the skypes to repay their debt to society, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesahnar's national animal is the skype, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Varulven, and its currency is the kake.
Mesahnar is ranked 1st in Community of Independent Nations and 2,972nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 14 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.










































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago
- 17 hours ago:
Mesahnar was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists". - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Mesahnar, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Mesahnar, criminals are thrown to the skypes to repay their debt to society. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Mesahnar, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Mesahnar, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Mesahnar, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. - 1 day 15 hours ago:
Mesahnar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%). - 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Mesahnar, calling out of the blue has become taboo. - 3 days 18 hours ago:
Mesahnar lodged a message on the Community of Independent Nations Regional Message Board. - 4 days ago:
Mesahnar was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".







