Most Devout: 444th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 604th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 808th
The Authoritarian Anarchism of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Violence in the cause of righteousness is heroism.
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Civil Rights
Very Strong
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The Authoritarian Anarchism of Mesahnar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shedao with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.452 billion Mesahnar are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rahnasem. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The very strong Mesahnar economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion kakes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,620 kakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, every workday begins with group therapy, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mesahnar's national animal is the skype, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Varulven.

Mesahnar is ranked 11,473rd in the world and 1st in Community of Independent Nations for Most Authoritarian, with 2.59 Stalins.

Most Devout: 444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 604thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 913thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,283rdLargest Black Market: 1,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,679thTop
Largest Governments: 1,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,430thNudest: 2,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,554thLowest Crime Rates: 3,311thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,005thMost Cultured: 4,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,703rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,156thBest Weather: 5,304thHighest Economic Output: 8,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,358thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,902ndLargest Populations: 15,206thHighest Drug Use: 16,024thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,766thMost Developed: 17,375thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,872nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Mesahnar was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, Mesahnar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Mesahnar appointed The Nomocracy of Kingdom of Navo as Court Jester with authority over Polls in Community of Independent Nations.
  • : Mesahnar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, public shaming is the bedrock of Mesahnar society.
  • : Mesahnar was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".


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