Most Devout: 464th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 614th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 858th
The Authoritarian Anarchism of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Violence in the cause of righteousness is heroism.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
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The Authoritarian Anarchism of Mesahnar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shedao with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.625 billion Mesahnar are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rahnasem. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The very strong Mesahnar economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion kakes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,620 kakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, every workday begins with group therapy, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mesahnar's national animal is the skype, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Varulven.

Mesahnar is ranked 60,234th in the world and 1st in Community of Independent Nations for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 75.33 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Devout: 464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 614thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 966thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,290thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,371stLargest Black Market: 1,442ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,726thLargest Governments: 1,979thNudest: 2,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,584thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,746thLowest Crime Rates: 3,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,628thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,268thMost Cultured: 4,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,039thHealthiest Citizens: 5,316thBest Weather: 5,721stTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,836thMost Authoritarian: 9,158thHighest Average Incomes: 12,404thHighest Drug Use: 14,146thLargest Populations: 15,046th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Mesahnar was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, Mesahnar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Mesahnar appointed Kingdom of navo as Court Jester with authority over Polls in Community of Independent Nations.
  • : Mesahnar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesahnar, public shaming is the bedrock of Mesahnar society.
  • : Mesahnar was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".


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