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The Authoritarian Anarchism of Mesahnar

“Violence in the cause of righteousness is heroism.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Community of Independent Nations

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The Authoritarian Anarchism of Mesahnar is a massive, devout nation, ruled by the Founder of the CIN with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.98 billion Mesahnarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rahnasem. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesahnar's national animal is the skype, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Varulven, and its currency is the kake.

Mesahnar is ranked 1st in Community of Independent Nations and 4,702nd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Mesahnar updated the World Factbook entry in Community of Independent Nations.
  • 5 hours ago: Mesahnar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Mesahnar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 5 days ago: Mesahnar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, school uniforms are compulsory.

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