The Authoritarian Anarchism of
Father Knows Best State
Violence in the cause of righteousness is heroism.
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Authoritarian Anarchism of Mesahnar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Founder of the CIN with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.385 billion Mesahnarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rahnasem. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The Mesahnarian economy, worth 578 trillion kakes a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,539 kakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, and the skype is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesahnar's national animal is the skype, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Varulven.

Mesahnar is ranked 1st in Community of Independent Nations and 21,829th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 155 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, the skype is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 7 days ago: Mesahnar was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 8 days ago: Mesahnar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Mesahnar, military spending is on the increase.

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