| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Democratic Republic of Merval is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Merval with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.482 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merval City. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", Merval's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, Bears are considered a delicacy, and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merval's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Dark Side, and its currency is the Mighty Dollar.
Merval is ranked 3,871st in the South Pacific and 116,538th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -2 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.
































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 12 hours ago
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Merval, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. - 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Merval, Bears are considered a delicacy. - 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Merval, Merval's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement. - 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Merval, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". - 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Merval, army rations are served on silver platters. - 3 days 11 hours ago:
Merval voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Stopping Suicide Seeds". - 3 days 12 hours ago:
Merval endorsed
The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--. - 3 days 12 hours ago:
Merval endorsed
The Grand Dominion of El Markus. - 7 days ago:
Merval was endorsed by
The Generically Named Nation of Bobs raider puppet. - 13 days ago:
Merval was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 (
Lord Booze,
Aspatia,
Kholdan,
Brutland and Norden,
Dingers,
The Union of Free Individuals,
Arcadia Austral,
Crapotopia,
Hileville,
South Pacific Belschaft,
Drugged Monkeys,
Aramanchovia,
--TAO--,
El Markus,
Tenir,
Bobs raider puppet)







