“Cats are just, like, so fetch”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Clowder of Meowfoundland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Catriona Catilda Macatamia with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.95 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzdorf. The average income tax rate is 78%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Meowfoundland's national animal is the blue-green cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the meow.
Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago
- 7 days ago: Meowfoundland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
- 19 days ago: Meowfoundland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
- 27 days ago: Meowfoundland was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Slembanan WA Puppet.
- 28 days ago: Meowfoundland was ranked #1 in the region for Most Pacifist.
- 29 days ago: Meowfoundland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest.
- 34 days ago: Meowfoundland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- 36 days ago: Meowfoundland was endorsed by The Sultanate of Seriquendi.
- 37 days ago: Meowfoundland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- 46 days ago: Meowfoundland relocated from The Arab League to Kyzikos.
- 47 days ago: Meowfoundland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
Endorsements Received: 1 (Slembanan WA Puppet)