Largest Agricultural Sector: 950th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,720th Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,455th
The Balearic Island of
Corporate Police State
Minorca cum bello omnes vincit
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The Balearic Island of Menorca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.874 billion Menorcans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maˇ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The powerhouse Menorcan economy, worth 378 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 34,768 Florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 131,414 per year while the poor average 6,400, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Menorca has designated Maˇ as its capital city, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Menorca's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Menorca is ranked 178,541st in the world and 59th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Most Politically Free, scoring 5 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 950thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,720thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,455thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 10,185thLargest Populations: 10,376thMost Pro-Market: 11,145thMost Extreme: 13,766thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,293rdMost Stationary: 17,706th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Menorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Menorca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Menorca's influence in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Menorca's influence in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Menorca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Menorca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Menorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Menorca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, the Top 5% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Ignorant Citizens, and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Menorca fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Menorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.


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