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The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar

“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Tareldanore

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The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elentįri Sirithil nos Fėanor with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.926 billion Menelmacari live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatķrion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its currency is the Menelmacari credit.

Menelmacar is ranked 5th in Tareldanore and 99,653rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -72 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 7 days ago: Menelmacar created a custom banner.
  • 7 days ago: Menelmacar created a custom banner.

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