The Eternal Noldorin Empire of
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The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elentįri Sirithil nos Fėanor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.956 billion Menelmacari live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatķrion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Menelmacari economy, worth a remarkable 9,721 trillion Menelmacari credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 347,747 Menelmacari credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,107,825 per year while the poor average 83,044, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, the Menelmacar Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and Menelmacar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Menelmacar is ranked 2nd in Tareldanore and 1,083rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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