The Eternal Noldorin Empire of
Anarchy
Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.
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Superpower
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
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The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elentįri Sirithil nos Fėanor with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.344 billion Menelmacari live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatķrion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Menelmacari economy, worth a remarkable 9,117 trillion Menelmacari credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 346,097 Menelmacari credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,244,834 per year while the poor average 68,875, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Menelmacar is ranked 5th in Tareldanore and 123,794th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -567 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Menelmacar proposed constructing embassies between Tareldanore and Arda.
  • 5 days ago: Menelmacar agreed to construct embassies between Tareldanore and Titan.
  • 10 days ago: Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 37 days ago: Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 77 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • 77 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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