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The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar

“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Tareldanore

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The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elentįri Sirithil nos Fėanor with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.068 billion Menelmacari live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatķrion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, sex changes are routinely performed at Menelmacar's hospitals, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Menelmacari credit battlesuits, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its currency is the Menelmacari credit.

Menelmacar is ranked 3rd in Tareldanore and 10,260th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 30 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Menelmacari credit battlesuits.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, sex changes are routinely performed at Menelmacar's hospitals.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Menelmacar proposed constructing embassies between Tareldanore and Nocturnalya.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Menelmacar, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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