| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Hegemony
Location: Tareldanore
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elentįri Sirithil nos Fėanor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.647 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatķrion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.
Menelmacar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Menelmacari credit.
Menelmacar is ranked 1st in Tareldanore and 94,597th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -343 on the Kitten Softness Rating.






































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, calling out of the blue has become taboo. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, Menelmacar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. - 20 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. - 21 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. - 22 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high. - 24 days ago: Following new legislation in
Menelmacar, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. - 24 days ago:
Menelmacar altered its national flag.







