Largest Populations: 88th Most Efficient Economies: 106th Highest Economic Output: 199th
The Eternal Ascendancy of
Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.
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The Eternal Ascendancy of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elentįri Sirithil nos Fėanor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.265 billion Menelmacari live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatķrion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Menelmacari economy, worth an astonishing 10,522 trillion Menelmacari credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 347,693 Menelmacari credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,710 per year while the poor average 83,463, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, the Menelmacar Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and Menelmacar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Menelmacar is ranked 115,676th in the world and 1st in Tareldanore for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 44.26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Populations: 88thMost Efficient Economies: 106thHighest Economic Output: 199thRudest Citizens: 312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 481stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 501stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 527thSmartest Citizens: 574thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 657thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 659thHighest Average Incomes: 683rdMost Armed: 736thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 908thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 948thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,151stHighest Crime Rates: 1,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,716thLargest Mining Sector: 1,786thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,823rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,746thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,769thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,885thMost Avoided: 2,919thLargest Retail Industry: 2,930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,016thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,151stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,945thMost Influential: 5,239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,424thMost Developed: 5,701stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,626thLargest Black Market: 6,763rdMost Secular: 7,507thTop
Most Cultured: 11,836thFattest Citizens: 11,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,984thHealthiest Citizens: 11,991stMost Politically Free: 14,038thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,583rd

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