Largest Populations: 89th Most Efficient Economies: 107th Highest Economic Output: 196th
The Eternal Noldorin Empire of
Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.
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The Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elentįri Sirithil nos Fėanor with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.962 billion Menelmacari live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatķrion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Menelmacari economy, worth an astonishing 10,069 trillion Menelmacari credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 347,693 Menelmacari credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,710 per year while the poor average 83,463, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, the Menelmacar Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and Menelmacar's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Menelmacar is ranked 71,801st in the world and 3rd in Tareldanore for Longest Average Lifespans, with 63.15 Years.

Largest Populations: 89thMost Efficient Economies: 107thHighest Economic Output: 196thRudest Citizens: 210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 312thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 420thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 469thSmartest Citizens: 475thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 577thHighest Average Incomes: 616thMost Armed: 660thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 677thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 893rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 927thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,124thHighest Crime Rates: 1,158thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,300thMost Stationary: 1,440thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,590thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,665thLargest Mining Sector: 1,717thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,948thLargest Retail Industry: 2,198thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,562ndMost Avoided: 2,707thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,818thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,159thMost Secular: 3,763rdMost Developed: 3,999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,777thMost Influential: 4,946thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,058thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,135thLargest Black Market: 6,524thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,676thMost Cultured: 10,851stFattest Citizens: 11,823rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,900thMost Politically Free: 12,084thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,033rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,294th

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  • : Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Governments and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Menelmacar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Menelmacar proposed constructing embassies between Tareldanore and The Embassy.
  • : Menelmacar agreed to construct embassies between Tareldanore and The Embassy.
  • : Menelmacar lodged a message on the Tareldanore Regional Message Board.
  • : Menelmacar was struck by a Cure Missile from The Starships of StarArmy, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Menelmacar was struck by a Cure Missile from The Starships of StarArmy, curing 1 million infected.


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