The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Veni Vidi Vici
Publius Aelius Hadrianus Augustus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Republic of Melitae is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Publius Aelius Hadrianus Augustus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.741 billion Melitaeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concordia Sagittaria. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Melitaean economy, worth 202 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,101 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, there is a dearth of space for new houses, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and Publius Aelius Hadrianus Augustus is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melitae's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Melitae is ranked 853rd in Osiris and 23,154th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Melitae, Publius Aelius Hadrianus Augustus is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Melitae, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Melitae, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Melitae, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Melitae, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Melitae, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Melitae created a custom banner.
  • : Melitae created a custom banner.
  • : Melitae was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Melitae, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.

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