The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mille couleurs
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The Federal Republic of Mascarena is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tamara Rivo with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.109 billion Mascarenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Bourbon. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mascarenan economy, worth 288 trillion Mascarenian Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,270 Mascarenian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and Fort Bourbon spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mascarena's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mascarena is ranked 3,399th in Lazarus and 115,530th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 5 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, Fort Bourbon spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 39 days ago: Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 58 days ago: Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 60 days ago: Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
  • 62 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 85 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • 87 days ago: Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 105 days ago: Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 107 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.

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