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The Federal Republic of Mascarena

“Mille couleurs”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The Federal Republic of Mascarena is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tamara Rivo with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 5.127 billion Mascarenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Bourbon. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mascarena's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Mascarenian Dollar.

Mascarena is ranked 292nd in Europeia and 41,204th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -13 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Mascarena was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Mascarena fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • 28 days ago: Mascarena fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Average.
  • 28 days ago: Mascarena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Average.
  • 36 days ago: Mascarena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Mascarena, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.

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