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The Vodka Empire of Martoosh

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Vast

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The Vodka Empire of Martoosh is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Holy Bartender with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.985 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temple of the Goddess Santori. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government is avowedly atheist, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, Martoosh is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is moderate. Martoosh's national animal is the pterodactyl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the martini.

Martoosh is ranked 36th in The Vast and 95,291st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, Martoosh is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, euthanasia is legal.
  • 5 days ago: Martoosh was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Martoosh, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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