Largest Agricultural Sector: 674th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,695th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,139th
The United Republic of
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The United Republic of Marsholm is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Premier Janmaren-Dion with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.7 billion Marsholmians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Port. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marsholmian economy, worth 808 trillion Slantes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,986 Slantes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marsholm's national animal is the Shikant'ana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Riverwind Polytheism.

Marsholm is ranked 78,248th in the world and 113th in Unknown for Most Pro-Market, scoring 42.86 on the Rand Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 674thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,695thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,139thMost Primitive: 4,481stMost Devout: 5,106thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,537thNudest: 13,652ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,009th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Average: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marsholm's influence in Unknown rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Marsholm's influence in Unknown fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Marsholm's influence in Unknown rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Marsholm's influence in Unknown rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Marsholm's influence in Unknown rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Marsholm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 5% for Most Primitive, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Most Devout.
  • : Marsholm's influence in Unknown rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Marsholm relocated from Osiris to Unknown.
  • : Following new legislation in Marsholm, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Marsholm was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".


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