| Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Weak |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Wysteria
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Matriarchy of Marsbarlandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cara Meland Nougat with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 1.718 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Douglasadamsburgh. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown. Marsbarlandia's national animal is the Tamarind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Almond.
Marsbarlandia is ranked 179th in Wysteria and 97,457th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -30 on the Bus Surprisal Index.






























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Marsbarlandia, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. - 7 days ago:
Marsbarlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest. - 18 days ago:
Marsbarlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%). - 26 days ago: Following new legislation in
Marsbarlandia, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. - 36 days ago:
Marsbarlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector. - 38 days ago: Following new legislation in
Marsbarlandia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. - 44 days ago:
Marsbarlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%). - 48 days ago: Following new legislation in
Marsbarlandia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. - 53 days ago: Following new legislation in
Marsbarlandia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. - 59 days ago: Following new legislation in
Marsbarlandia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 (
South Abrami,
Avaridor,
Almighty Crozza,
Mort Nex,
Outter Micronesia,
Shunnach,
Drunk Faeries,
Xuson,
Hypnosistan,
Perfectoniawesomnecia,
Aquaos,
Norvikeland,
66 Ducks)







