Most Influential: 405th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,212th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,402nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic parvis magna
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.431 billion Marmotienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 872 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 103,533 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Marmots, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 5,156th in the world and 65th in Europe for Longest Average Lifespans, with 88.73 Years.

Most Influential: 405thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,402ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,352ndMost Devout: 2,653rdMost Developed: 2,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,129thMost Stationary: 4,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,734thSmartest Citizens: 4,964thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,148thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,156thNicest Citizens: 5,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,982ndMost Cultured: 6,109thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,469thHealthiest Citizens: 6,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,681stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,185thMost Pacifist: 7,197thBest Weather: 9,021stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,303rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,831stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,546thHighest Economic Output: 11,594thSafest: 12,435thMost Average: 13,279thLargest Populations: 14,868thMost Efficient Economies: 17,024thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,253rdLargest Governments: 17,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,233rd
Most Devout: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Average: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the region

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