Most Influential: 465th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,319th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031st
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic parvis magna
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.109 billion Marmotienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 935 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,674 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Marmots, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 9,698th in the world and 109th in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,568.25 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Influential: 465thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,319thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,531stMost Devout: 2,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,272ndMost Developed: 3,451stMost Stationary: 3,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,972ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,297thSmartest Citizens: 5,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,754thNicest Citizens: 5,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,643rdMost Cultured: 6,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,792ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,980thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,335thMost Pacifist: 7,555thTop
Best Weather: 8,947thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,698thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,805thHighest Economic Output: 11,365thSafest: 11,559thMost Average: 13,619thLargest Populations: 14,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,262nd
Most Devout: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Average: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 38th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the region

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