The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic parvis magna
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.479 billion Marmotienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 803 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 107,440 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 37th in Europe and 6,130th in the world for Most Devout, scoring 81 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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