Most Influential: 469th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,420th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,921st
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic parvis magna
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.308 billion Marmotienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 957 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,855 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Marmots, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 154,098th in the world and 531st in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Influential: 469thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,420thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,921stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,570thMost Devout: 2,916thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,299thMost Developed: 3,606thMost Stationary: 3,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,042ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,301stSmartest Citizens: 5,531stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,857thNicest Citizens: 5,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,641stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,664thMost Cultured: 6,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,877thHealthiest Citizens: 6,912thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,988thMost Pacifist: 7,548thTop
Best Weather: 8,981stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,712thHighest Economic Output: 11,207thSafest: 11,500thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,825thLargest Populations: 13,549thMost Average: 14,345thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,101st
Most Devout: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Average: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the region

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