The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic parvis magna
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 6.14 billion Marmotienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 621 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,188 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is totally unknown. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 311th in Europe and 133,377th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -934.229 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 14 days ago: Marmotien was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wombelland.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, extraordinary tribunals try accused financials criminals.

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