The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Sic parvis magna
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 5.852 billion Marmotienians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 570 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,444 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime is totally unknown. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 217th in Europe and 106,399th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -134 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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