The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic parvis magna
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.915 billion Marmotienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 80.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 824 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 104,209 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 203rd in Europe and 27,372nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 91.214 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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