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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien

“Sic parvis magna”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate population of 592 million, all of whom are zombies, Marmotienians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Cities are engulfed by smog, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Murmel.

Marmotien is ranked 341st in Europe and 110,476th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Marmotien is currently considering its options.

People: 0

Zombies: 591,921,923

Dead: 4,544,052,232

Survival Rate: 0.00%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Marmotien was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Republic of Anoirica, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • 4 days ago: Marmotien was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Marmotien are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Marmotien, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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