Most Influential: 441st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,225th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,527th
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sic parvis magna
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Most Serene Republic of Marmotien is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.777 billion Marmotienians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmelhausen. The average income tax rate is 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmotienian economy, worth 899 trillion Murmels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,510 Murmels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Marmots, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmotien's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marmotien is ranked 12,120th in the world and 91st in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,166.26 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 441stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,225thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,527thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,490thMost Devout: 2,780thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,183rdMost Developed: 3,216thMost Stationary: 4,097thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,762ndSmartest Citizens: 5,152ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,430thNicest Citizens: 5,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,432ndMost Cultured: 6,606thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,625thHealthiest Citizens: 6,991stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,180thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,399thTop
Most Pacifist: 7,542ndBest Weather: 8,769thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,243rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,407thHighest Economic Output: 11,537thMost Average: 12,053rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,120thSafest: 12,164thLargest Populations: 14,425th
Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 33rd in the regionMost Average: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the region

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