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“Ruled by the Great God, GOD STOLEN”

The Ancient Civilization of Marklar United is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by God STOLEN with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.633 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and God STOLEN has just been declared ruler of Marklar United in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marklar United's national animal is the Canadian People, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is God STOLEN, and its currency is the Mevlar.

Marklar United is ranked 328th in the region and 31,884th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.