The Free Market Network of
Anarchy
the light at the end of the tunnel is hell
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Market Network of Maniaca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Oliver J McKraut with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.352 billion Maniacans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Maniacan economy, worth a remarkable 5,367 trillion Monterey Jacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 203,669 Monterey Jacks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Maniaca's radio stations, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maniaca's national animal is the armored velociraptor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Maniaca is ranked 1st in Alcatraz and 578th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 3,485.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Maniaca's radio stations.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 11 days ago: Maniaca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Maniaca, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.

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