Highest Crime Rates: 113th Most Armed: 126th Largest Populations: 177th
The Free Market Network of
Anarchy
the light at the end of the tunnel is hell
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Free Market Network of Maniaca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Oliver J McKraut with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.785 billion Maniacans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Maniacan economy, worth a remarkable 5,939 trillion Monterey Jacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 206,345 Monterey Jacks, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, and the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maniaca's national animal is the armored velociraptor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Maniaca is ranked 176,470th in the world and 3rd in Alcatraz for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 113thMost Armed: 126thLargest Populations: 177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327thRudest Citizens: 374thHighest Economic Output: 585thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 656thMost Avoided: 691stLargest Mining Sector: 849thFattest Citizens: 1,020thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,109thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,132ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,712thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,891stMost Politically Free: 1,991stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,318thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,369thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,379thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,905thMost Extreme: 3,694thHighest Average Incomes: 3,826thLargest Retail Industry: 4,041stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,528thHighest Drug Use: 5,979thMost Pro-Market: 6,060thNudest: 6,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,722ndMost Influential: 6,838thLargest Black Market: 7,576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,702ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,180thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,639thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 9,665thMost Efficient Economies: 9,876thMost Stationary: 13,680thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,503rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maniaca, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Maniaca, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Maniaca, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Maniaca, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in Maniaca, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Maniaca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Maniaca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Maniaca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Maniaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Maniaca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, Largest Gambling Industry, Fattest Citizens, Largest Mining Sector, and Most Armed.

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