The Allied States of
Left-wing Utopia
Acta Non Verba
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Allied States of Mamihlapinatapai is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.9 billion Mamihlapinatapaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haina. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Mamihlapinatapaian economy, worth 214 trillion tapis a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,088 tapis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown. Mamihlapinatapai's national animal is the guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mamihlapinatapai is ranked 453rd in Europe and 114,649th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -11 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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