Most Influential: 59th Most Secular: 216th Best Weather: 267th
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The United States of Mameluco is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fernando Alonso with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.608 billion Mamelucoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matrix City. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Mamelucoan economy, worth 323 trillion mamelucoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 14,317 mamelucoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Matrix City to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Mameluco's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mameluco is ranked 563rd in the world and 11th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 202.44 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 59thMost Secular: 216thBest Weather: 267thMost Beautiful Environments: 414thHealthiest Citizens: 457thSmartest Citizens: 563rdRudest Citizens: 668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdSafest: 915thLongest Average Lifespans: 917thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 938thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,057thMost Stationary: 1,309thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,044thLargest Populations: 2,140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,506thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,257thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,114thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,771stTop
Most Cultured: 9,846thNudest: 11,199th
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the region

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