The Matriarchy of Mama is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.186 billion Mamen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mama City. The average income tax rate is 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Maman economy, worth a remarkable 3,598 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,791 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Mama's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mama's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mama is ranked 35,815^th in the world and 1^st in Nekos United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.56 law-abiding acts per hour.