The Republic of
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From sea to ocean we stand.
President Sir Grant Alexander
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The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.193 billion Malvadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The Malvadian economy, worth 600 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,249 Modarns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 115th in The North Pacific and 3,565th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,195.033 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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