The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
From sea to ocean we stand.
President Sir Grant Alexander
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.621 billion Malvadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Malvadian economy, worth 42.7 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,448 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students cut up leftover Modarns during Arts and Crafts, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Malvad Blood Tithe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 6,785th in The North Pacific and 131,035th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -25 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 44 minutes ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malvad, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Malvad Blood Tithe.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malvad, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Malvad endorsed The Armed Republic of Admiral CSP.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malvad, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Malvad was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Admiral CSP.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Malvad was endorsed by The Free Port of Breytz.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Malvad fell out of the world Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Malvad was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Malvad voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malvad, students cut up leftover Modarns during Arts and Crafts.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 363 » Democatic Donkeys, Novare Res, New Absurdistan, Cornelia, HMS Unicorn, Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Ceto, New haven america, EretzIsrael, Blye, Sheldanada, Urthland, TranSaulvania, Sadakoyama, Five Bridges, Camarthen, Pasargad, The Everlasting Starlights, Asian Union Pact, Zeroxis, San Martin De Porres, Venezuelia, Maldovania, Sufcok, God n Country n Byron, Espana Japones, Falapatorius, Trygg, Elevation, Mewlandia, BrightFutures, Jefffliu, New Greasbyland, Isimud, Ascenon, Velon, Caish Empire, Boggovia, Former English Colony, Nphyx, Indonesa, United Chinese Republics, Eumbner, Sasten, 007James Bond, Chinstralia, Kialga-Lourti, Chris Hallett, and 313 others.Francovania, The United Capital of Adam, Boadiccea, Cantalupo, Oxisco, Ice and Flame, Ryanlandania, Finely Unionized Network, Minorus cellus, Lunar Felicem, Nouis Remackolbis, Wisconsota, The Teddy, Calamazo, Run Mayst Republic, Kilactic Regeneration, Dutchyland, Zumo, Maverick Nation, 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