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The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.76 billion Malvadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The large but inefficient Malvadian economy, worth 480 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,961 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and Furniture Restoration facilities are being turned into Sea Turtle habitats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 6,371st in The North Pacific and 123,216th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.043 Stalins.

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