The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
From sea to ocean we stand.
President Sir Grant Alexander
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.239 billion Malvadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Malvadian economy, worth 352 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,703 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 330th in The North Pacific and 8,446th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 92 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 371 » Democatic Donkeys, Novare Res, New Absurdistan, Cornelia, HMS Unicorn, Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Ceto, New haven america, EretzIsrael, Sheldanada, Urthland, Sadakoyama, Camarthen, Pasargad, Asian Union Pact, Zeroxis, San Martin De Porres, Venezuelia, Sufcok, God n Country n Byron, Espana Japones, Falapatorius, Elevation, Mewlandia, BrightFutures, Jefffliu, New Greasbyland, Isimud, Ascenon, Velon, Boggovia, Former English Colony, United Chinese Republics, Sasten, Chinstralia, Chris Hallett, Francovania, The United Capital of Adam, Boadiccea, Cantalupo, Ice and Flame, Ryanlandania, Finely Unionized Network, Minorus cellus, Lunar Felicem, Wisconsota, The Teddy, Calamazo, and 321 others.Run Mayst Republic, Dutchyland, Zumo, Maverick Nation, Renetopia, Freandrin, Emmerian Republic, Scandigrad, Spadestan, Dalies, The Lancerian Empire, Archegnum, General COE, New Eleria, Karazan, Democratic Republic of England, Royal Berkshire, New Sekai, Grosseschnauzer, SillyString, Territorio di Nessuno, Kingdom of Space, Valory, Quebaine, Fengate, Republic of Destiny, The Kingdom of Earhart, Pakistan 001, Liberitad, Daedric Stellar Empire, Eumenor, Oneofakynd, Augustla, Isloe, Avalon, Proov583, Tragedia, Federative Austrian Realms, Chadwin, Ruzonia, Mimban, Vanhanen, Valecania, Cairnben, Lord Galatei, Djemba, Bcrulez, Demescia, Ridh, Zixar, Sunea, Tianqing, Necromonia, United States of Mukilteo, Kalti, Yukti, United Alvia, Karat, Plembobria, Dracovis, The Bureaucratic Territories, Cisaria, Catuania, Kimbaland, Unimaginable Doom, North D3r33z3d, Coristoga, McMasterdonia, The Navy Blue, Yayness, Westpine, Saint Tomaston, Arquan, The Federal Government State, Trabia Mon, Parisatlover, South Isles, Xentherida, DarkBlaspheme, Frances Francis the First of France, The Kingdom of Wolfsea, Meelo, True Sebland, Ballbell, Lyansar, Belhomme, Zendruu, ShortBusCrashed, The Protectorate of Ordo Secundia, Aystrium, Uctin VI, The New Jersey Nets, The Victorian League, Eglise Sainte Eve, Belgan, Lionia, Fjora, Ceretis, Khanic, The Army Republic of Prussia, Ravendra, Aaaah Snaaaake, Tortoisica, Gormanzola, The Apple Corporation, Varadorn, Zerophix, Joualia, Arach-Naga Combine, New Lakemba, Babelian, Gamla Uppsala, Imladistar, Wineclaw, Divtrict, Mica Land, Roman Imperialists, Arrivederci, Isles of Laus, Oilgarchy, Flegonia, HeyZay, The Polygon States, Great Griffin, Golfia, New Assen, The Nation to admire the great master Lu, Augustae, Surbervania, Flaggnia, Ponies and Princesses, Sankami, TrancEuphoria, The Flapping Spaghetti Monster, Bastones, Borsyana, Grim Shadow, Nadianne, Penguironyia, Vertbarrow, Sheelandia, Shirak, New Michaeldom, Republic of Mezoamerican States, Yeraennus, Erophla, Neen, North Savage Island, The United City States of America, Northern Kepler22b, Angelus78gak, Meethorp Nation, Shadowlands of ashai, Hidden Abyss, OblivionObliviousness, Santebal, Asians United, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sirisea, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Vladivo, Hiskjriaana, Democracy of Freedom, Nationalist peoples party, Home Alone, Crowden, The Cascadian Commonwealth, Tenebritia, The Empire Of The Big Apple, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, NewNerman, Breytz, Bluezone, Anumbra, The Draconian, Zazumo, Manilowia, Lord Ravenclaw, Pearl Land, Troublestan, Scutum, Pixiedance, Exbory, Zyvetskistaahn, Veres, Razzym, Muz Republic, Pateryn, States of Pacifica, Holy Empire of Queen Chrysalis, Yuli, Republic of Michigan, The Central Snowlands, DRPK, Harry Jones, Asgain Colony, KingT, Holtania, Perakian, NabMex, Syrixia, Zygonian Empire, Kalatun, Olinesia, Greater Republic of Zealand, Grendelwald, The Rossinite Empire, Gruenberger Overseas Affiliate Territory, AdyLand, Jasfinia, Pickeyistan, Raviena, Merconitonitopia, Imperial Collective Union, Britomart, Eastkeep, Berhampur, Felhaven, Tercerwereld, Copok, Amerian States, Ventalia, Nordeinsamkeit Konigsende Grosschaarmark, Mutatur, Ilsipani Kuregi, Cantonese Union, Djbell18, Royal Witch Realm, Librenation, Klausenbourg, Utopian Egypt, Horse Utopia, The Hinterland, Opali, Spectrale, Ultimacave, Rolla, Hermaes, Boxolonia, Ixaia, Quest For The Best Girl, Askhalan, Kilimantonian, Escontus, Stenc, Winterpeak, Gerendex, Gim, The Third Saros Empire, Perfekt Deutschland, Sandberg, Ingensterra, Roeton, Milarandia, New Trisone, Lilongve, Newly South Korea, Dodonest, DirectlyDisturbed, New Grayland, Chandni Chowk, German National Peoples Party, Anarchy Sites, Savartia, Grimleal, Dragonfly Akitsu Universal Community, Unit 701, Norvalkin, ExplodingRainbows, Artegon, Rochester Black, Le Nouveau Canada, Caspiatea, Melfi, Josaeh, BungleLand, Dongstackizan, North Derry, White Sox, Uni Arstotzka, Confederation of Common Sense, Coldons, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Flooforia, Morvens, Ferssia, Rukonia, Euracini, Erosias, Eastheart, Kingdom of Blablabla, Qanadeelia, Habutnick, Beaner, Trombone Kingdom, Swetopia, Drunken F00l, Q w e r t y, United Republic of South Amric, Guslantis, Woodsen, Benjistaan, Drakonis IX, Ultima Terra, INDRAPRASTHAM, ThreeFloydsistan, Gentemunam, Eirennea, Ishgaard, TheDoges, Dhammsammpad, Opopia, Wydanot, Dolphis, Azen, Debalstevo, Hollanda, Lorbank, Kialga-Lourti, Pauline Bonaparte, and Blumerican Republic.

View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics