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The Republic of Malvad

“From sea to ocean we stand.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Alistair Minerva with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.959 billion Malvadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malvadiana. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvadian economy, worth 511 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,831 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, and guns are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 517th in The North Pacific and 17,128th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 146 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago


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