The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
From sea to ocean we stand.
President Sir Grant Alexander
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The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.053 billion Malvadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Malvadian economy, worth 299 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,445 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 88th in The North Pacific and 3,409th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 369.125 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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