The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
From sea to ocean we stand.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Alistair Minerva with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.151 billion Malvadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malvadiana. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvadian economy, worth 541 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,957 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 5,598th in The North Pacific and 121,343rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -10 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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