The Republic of
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From sea to ocean we stand.
President Sir Grant Alexander
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The Republic of Malvad is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.454 billion Malvadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Malvadian economy, worth 401 trillion Modarns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,899 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is anything and everything.

Malvad is ranked 161st in The North Pacific and 6,575th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 175 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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