| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the West Pacific
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Holy Imperium of Malladus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor Zach with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.747 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.
There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the MBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malladus's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the malif.
Malladus is ranked 3,396th in the West Pacific and 75,624th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -16 on the Bus Surprisal Index.













National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago
- 21 days ago:
Malladus fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements. - 21 days ago:
Malladus fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements. - 21 days ago: Following new legislation in
Malladus, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. - 21 days ago: Following new legislation in
Malladus, the MBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. - 22 days ago:
Malladus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens. - 31 days ago: Following new legislation in
Malladus, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. - 31 days ago: Following new legislation in
Malladus, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. - 35 days ago: Following new legislation in
Malladus, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. - 35 days ago: Following new legislation in
Malladus, wolfs are considered a delicacy. - 35 days ago: Following new legislation in
Malladus, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.







