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The White Wizard of Malkir

“Sauron demands our souls”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Mordor

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The White Wizard of Malkir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Cthulhu with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.553 billion Kobolds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kobold's Nest. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing industries.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Malkir, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cthulhuism, and its currency is the Madness Token.

Malkir is ranked 71st in Mordor and 56,364th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 88 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 76 minutes ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 14 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Malkir's influence in Mordor rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Malkir fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Malkir.
  • 5 days ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Middle Earth Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Lothlorien Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.

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