The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
The Dark Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.299 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 182,082 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Human hunting institutions, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 127th in Mordor and 125,752nd in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -8 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Malkir proposed constructing embassies between Mordor and Wolves of Night.
  • 21 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Malkir's influence in Mordor rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Malkir voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Malkir approved the World Assembly proposal "Indigenous Equality Act".

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