Most Efficient Economies: 173rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 830th Most Influential: 1,227th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
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WA Delegate / The Dark Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.189 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,854 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 182,055 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 4,608th in the world and 1st in Mordor for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 14 Valid Endorsements.

Most Efficient Economies: 173rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 830thMost Influential: 1,227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,897thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,179thMost Cultured: 3,658thSmartest Citizens: 4,092ndMost Developed: 4,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,310thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,608thHighest Economic Output: 4,842ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,887thLargest Retail Industry: 5,890thHighest Average Incomes: 6,097thHighest Crime Rates: 6,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,873rdLargest Black Market: 7,521stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,650thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,177thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,571stLargest Insurance Industry: 10,909thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,108thHealthiest Citizens: 11,123rdRudest Citizens: 11,736thLargest Populations: 11,831stMost Stationary: 13,071stNudest: 14,703rdLargest Gambling Industry: 16,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,932ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,718th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the region

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