The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
The Dark Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.456 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 2.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 182,207 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Human hunting institutions, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 115th in Mordor and 114,020th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -10 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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