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The Dark Lord of Malkir

“All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.”The Dark Lord Malkir

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Mordor

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.363 billion Malkirans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,801 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 31st in Mordor and 12,725th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Malkir fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 16 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 19 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 21 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 22 hours ago: Malkir endorsed The Rogue Nation of Rahnaar.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Malkir voted for the World Assembly Resolution "War Crimes Tribunal".
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Malkir updated the World Factbook entry in Mordor.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Malkir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Mountains to the East"".

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