The Dark Lord of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
The Dark Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.551 billion Malkirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 175,945 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, Malkir's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 129th in Mordor and 120,688th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -276 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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