Most Efficient Economies: 176th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 801st Most Influential: 1,226th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
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WA Delegate / The Dark Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.826 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 181,925 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 94,465th in the world and 55th in Mordor for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 37.28 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 176thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 801stMost Influential: 1,226thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,759thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,807thMost Cultured: 3,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,880thSmartest Citizens: 3,914thMost Developed: 3,983rdHighest Economic Output: 4,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,975thLargest Retail Industry: 5,416thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,730thHighest Average Incomes: 5,961stHighest Crime Rates: 6,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,953rdLargest Black Market: 7,607thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,781stLargest Insurance Industry: 9,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,121stRudest Citizens: 10,317thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,491stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,977thHealthiest Citizens: 11,319thLargest Populations: 12,298thNudest: 13,213thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,921stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,047thMost Stationary: 14,227th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the region

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