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The Dark Lord of Malkir

“All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.”The Dark Lord Malkir

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Mordor

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.12 billion Malkirans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Book Publishing.

Malkir is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Cult of Melkor, and its currency is the Slave.

Malkir is ranked 51st in Mordor and 28,025th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 29 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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