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The White Wizard of Malkir

“Sauron demands our souls”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Mordor

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The White Wizard of Malkir is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Great Cthulhu with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.22 billion Malkirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kobold's Nest. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing industries.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cthulhuism, and its currency is the Madness Token.

Malkir is ranked 42nd in Mordor and 15,721st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 24 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 4 days ago: Malkir fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, Malkir's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 4 days ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.

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