Most Efficient Economies: 176th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 829th Most Influential: 1,224th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
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WA Delegate / The Dark Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.006 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 182,055 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 23,459th in the world and 26th in Mordor for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,065.43 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 176thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 829thMost Influential: 1,224thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,791stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,829thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,000thMost Cultured: 3,594thSmartest Citizens: 4,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,088thMost Developed: 4,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,290thHighest Economic Output: 4,877thLargest Retail Industry: 5,705thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,786thHighest Average Incomes: 5,998thHighest Crime Rates: 6,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,866thLargest Black Market: 7,527thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,975thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,480thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,171stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,646thRudest Citizens: 10,894thHealthiest Citizens: 11,143rdLargest Populations: 11,896thNudest: 13,518thMost Stationary: 13,529thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,350thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,416th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the region

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