The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.889 billion Malkirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 2.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 182,714 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 7 minutes ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
- 8 minutes ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Middle Earth Regional Message Board.
- 2 hours ago: Malkir approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate The Black Riders".
- 12 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Middle Earth Regional Message Board.
- 22 hours ago: Malkir endorsed The Queendom of The Sovereign Celtic States.
- 22 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
- 1 day ago: Malkir was endorsed by The Queendom of The Sovereign Celtic States.
- 2 days ago: Malkir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
- 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
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