Most Efficient Economies: 171st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 907th Most Influential: 1,215th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / The Dark Lord Malkir
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.486 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 181,330 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 7,193rd in the world and 14th in Mordor for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,211.8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 907thMost Influential: 1,215thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,920thMost Cultured: 3,571stMost Developed: 3,907thSmartest Citizens: 3,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,005thHighest Economic Output: 5,016thHighest Crime Rates: 5,122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,238thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,334thLargest Retail Industry: 5,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,808thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,193rdTop
Largest Black Market: 7,870thRudest Citizens: 8,361stNudest: 9,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,232ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,525thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,972ndLargest Gambling Industry: 12,113thLargest Populations: 12,579thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,496thMost Stationary: 14,899th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Malkir endorsed The Insane Zombie Criminals of Arkam Asylum.
  • : Malkir was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Malkir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Malkir voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Malkir was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Malkir's influence in Mordor rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.


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