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The Dark Lord of Malkir

“Sauron demands our souls”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Mordor

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Morgoth with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.813 billion, 882 million of whom are zombies, Malkirans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 43%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, prison visits increase substantially during election years, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of Melkor, and its currency is the Slave.

Malkir is ranked 82nd in Mordor and 58,211th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 17 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Malkir is currently researching a cure.

People: 4,931,019,457

Zombies: 881,936,730

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