Most Efficient Economies: 171st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 830th Most Influential: 1,205th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.455 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 181,904 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 173,299th in the world and 191st in Mordor for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 4.49 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Efficient Economies: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 830thMost Influential: 1,205thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,485thMost Cultured: 3,832ndSmartest Citizens: 4,193rdMost Developed: 4,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,665thHighest Economic Output: 4,797thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,902ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,293rdHighest Crime Rates: 6,770thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,717thLargest Black Market: 8,036thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,181stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,391stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,724thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,940thHealthiest Citizens: 11,069thRudest Citizens: 11,375thLargest Populations: 11,603rdMost Stationary: 12,542ndNudest: 15,252ndLargest Gambling Industry: 16,659thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,739th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the region

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