Most Efficient Economies: 177th Most Influential: 1,187th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,360th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
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WA Delegate / The Dark Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.117 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,620 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 177,703 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 188,429th in the world and 64th in Mordor for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.74 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 177thMost Influential: 1,187thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,360thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,448thMost Cultured: 3,241stMost Developed: 3,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,514thSmartest Citizens: 3,679thLargest Retail Industry: 4,429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,772ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,928thHighest Economic Output: 5,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,679thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,894thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,016thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,376thLargest Black Market: 7,654thRudest Citizens: 8,773rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,057thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,781stNudest: 10,249thHealthiest Citizens: 10,280thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,286thLargest Populations: 12,918thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,582ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,649thMost Stationary: 15,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,416thMost Secular: 17,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,542ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,687th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the region

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