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The Dark Lord of Malkir

“Sauron demands our souls”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Mordor


The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Morgoth with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.988 billion Malkirans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 26%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing industries.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the nation is now proudly cholera-free. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of Melkor, and its currency is the Slave.

Malkir is ranked 30th in Mordor and 11,735th in the world for Nudest, with 214 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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