The Dark Lord of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
The Dark Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.09 billion Malkirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,160 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 52nd in Mordor and 33,500th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 49.709 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Malkir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 8 days ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Malkir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • 10 days ago: Malkir fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Avoided.

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