The Dark Lord of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
The Dark Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Lord Malkir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.721 billion Malkirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,182 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 175,927 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Malkir's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, notable individuals are granted land and titles, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 14th in Mordor and 3,948th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 112 minutes ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Malkir, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Malkir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Historia Novorum".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Malkir approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Historia Novorum".

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