Most Efficient Economies: 175th Most Influential: 1,215th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,449th
The Dark Lord of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / The Dark Lord Malkir
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.283 billion Malkirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 179,221 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 169,879th in the world and 39th in Mordor for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 175thMost Influential: 1,215thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,650thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,639thMost Cultured: 3,428thMost Developed: 3,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,730thSmartest Citizens: 3,815thLargest Retail Industry: 4,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,036thHighest Economic Output: 5,113thHighest Crime Rates: 5,425thHighest Average Incomes: 5,740thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,817thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,619thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,761stLargest Black Market: 7,892ndRudest Citizens: 8,511thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,206thHealthiest Citizens: 10,737thNudest: 11,905thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,595thLargest Populations: 12,719thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,914thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,934thMost Stationary: 15,337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,697thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,709th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malkir voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Malkir was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Malkir's influence in Mordor rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Malkir endorsed The Imperial land of Zunpa.
  • : Malkir was endorsed by The Imperial land of Zunpa.
  • : Malkir voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Suicide Seeds"".


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