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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.205 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Malvians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,308 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, organ donation is compulsory, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 49th in Mystria and 127,785th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -12 Whatever.

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