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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave

“Veritas vincit!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Mystria

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.367 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The powerhouse Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion Malvians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,798 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 4th in Mystria and 8,513th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 204 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 41 minutes ago

  • 17 days ago: Malgrave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 18 days ago: Malgrave fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 20 days ago: Malgrave fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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