Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,234th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,264th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,930th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.078 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion Malvians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 162,991 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, school uniforms are compulsory, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 182,142nd in the world and 5,002nd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -228.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,264thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,930thSafest: 1,969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,196thMost Pacifist: 2,340thLargest Governments: 2,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,494thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,176thLowest Crime Rates: 3,599thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,630thSmartest Citizens: 4,038thHealthiest Citizens: 4,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,297thHighest Economic Output: 4,457thNicest Citizens: 5,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,790thMost Developed: 6,070thMost Income Equality: 6,702ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,846thMost Secular: 6,928thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,216thHighest Average Incomes: 7,276thMost Cultured: 7,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,106thLargest Populations: 9,245thTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,259thBest Weather: 11,279thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,653rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,079th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 166th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Secular: 209th in the regionNicest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Developed: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 230th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 237th in the regionMost Inclusive: 257th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 320th in the regionMost Cultured: 321st in the regionLargest Populations: 337th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 359th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 410th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 445th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 472nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 474th in the regionBest Weather: 534th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Inclusive.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Malgrave's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.

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