Highest Poor Incomes: 1,436th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,473rd Safest: 2,179th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
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Shoeshiner
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.489 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,946 trillion Malvians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,413 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, future leaders of Malgrave regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and Malgrave successfully hosted the Mystria Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 126,086th in the world and 38th in Mystria for Nudest, with 81.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,473rdTop
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Safest: 2,179thMost Pacifist: 2,250thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,392ndLargest Governments: 2,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,586thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,132ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,335thLowest Crime Rates: 3,451stHealthiest Citizens: 3,695thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,750thHighest Economic Output: 4,235thSmartest Citizens: 4,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,607thNicest Citizens: 4,920thMost Developed: 5,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,174thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,764thMost Secular: 6,913thHighest Average Incomes: 7,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,198thMost Cultured: 8,383rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,444thLargest Populations: 9,008thMost Inclusive: 9,040thBest Weather: 9,321stMost Income Equality: 9,748thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,855thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,924thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,235thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,278thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,056th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, Malgrave successfully hosted the Mystria Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, future leaders of Malgrave regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, Prime Minister Rachel Berry panders to nontraditional families.

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