The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.845 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The powerhouse Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion Malvians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,506 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 51st in Mystria and 112,745th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 28 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 10 hours ago

  • 7 days ago: Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Malgrave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 18 days ago: Malgrave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Malgrave fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, refugees from other nations are flocking to Malgrave's border.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Malgrave, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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