The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.64 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Malvians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,308 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, organ donation is compulsory, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 13th in Mystria and 49,505th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.613 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Malgrave fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Malgrave altered its national flag.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Malgrave was struck by a Cure Missile from The Imperial Commonwealth of Celritannia, curing 20 million infected.

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