Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,473rd Highest Poor Incomes: 1,571st Safest: 2,271st
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Page
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.68 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,953 trillion Malvians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,227 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Malgrave regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, Malgrave successfully hosted the Mystria Olympics, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Prime Minister Rachel Berry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 42,047th in the world and 13th in Mystria for Most Conservative, scoring 59.62 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,473rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,571stSafest: 2,271stMost Pacifist: 2,318thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,636thLargest Governments: 2,674thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,515thLowest Crime Rates: 3,535thHealthiest Citizens: 3,751stHighest Economic Output: 4,334thSmartest Citizens: 4,649thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,789thNicest Citizens: 5,059thMost Developed: 6,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,324thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,690thMost Secular: 7,439thHighest Average Incomes: 7,663rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,114thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,249thMost Cultured: 8,362ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,509thLargest Populations: 8,940thMost Inclusive: 9,260thBest Weather: 9,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,337thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,971st
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave's influence in Mystria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Prime Minister Rachel Berry.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, Malgrave successfully hosted the Mystria Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, future leaders of Malgrave regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.

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