Highest Poor Incomes: 1,615th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,721st Safest: 2,322nd
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.099 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 2,023 trillion Malvians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,227 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Malgrave regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, Malgrave successfully hosted the Osiris Olympics, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Prime Minister Rachel Berry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 6,798th in the world and 200th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 65.16 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,615thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,721stTop
Safest: 2,322ndMost Pacifist: 2,402ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,458thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,667thLargest Governments: 2,812thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,509thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,514thLowest Crime Rates: 3,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,848thHighest Economic Output: 4,381stSmartest Citizens: 4,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,058thNicest Citizens: 5,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,634thMost Developed: 6,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,798thHighest Average Incomes: 8,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,483rdMost Secular: 8,733rdMost Cultured: 8,838thLargest Populations: 8,870thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,039thBest Weather: 9,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,907thMost Inclusive: 10,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,162ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,543rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionMost Pacifist: 70th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 143rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionMost Income Equality: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 188th in the regionLargest Populations: 193rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionMost Secular: 221st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 260th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 277th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 291st in the regionMost Cultured: 305th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 320th in the regionBest Weather: 379th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 396th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 408th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 419th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 492nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Malgrave was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Malgrave ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".


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