Highest Poor Incomes: 1,567th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,628th Safest: 2,326th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.845 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Malvians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,227 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Malgrave regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, Malgrave successfully hosted the Osiris Olympics, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Prime Minister Rachel Berry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 10,917th in the world and 172nd in Osiris for Most Income Equality, scoring 84.37 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,567thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,628thTop
Safest: 2,326thMost Pacifist: 2,379thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,683rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,766thLargest Governments: 2,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,398thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,405thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,445thLowest Crime Rates: 3,641stHealthiest Citizens: 3,790thHighest Economic Output: 4,372ndSmartest Citizens: 4,779thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,945thNicest Citizens: 5,133rdMost Developed: 6,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,470thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,741stHighest Average Incomes: 7,881stMost Secular: 7,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,323rdMost Cultured: 8,542ndLargest Populations: 8,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,208thBest Weather: 9,417thMost Inclusive: 9,612thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,161stMost Income Equality: 10,917thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,508thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,785th
Highest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionNicest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 172nd in the regionMost Developed: 183rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 210th in the regionLargest Populations: 211th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 212th in the regionMost Secular: 215th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 257th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298th in the regionMost Cultured: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 315th in the regionBest Weather: 396th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 415th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 429th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 454th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Largest Populations, Most Cultured, and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Malgrave was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Malgrave ceased to exist.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Mystria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".


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