Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,379th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,411th Safest: 1,964th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.24 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 1,832 trillion Malvians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 162,991 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, school uniforms are compulsory, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 91,596th in the world and 2,520th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 65.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,411thTop
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Safest: 1,964thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,080thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,326thMost Pacifist: 2,435thLargest Governments: 2,460thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,659thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,451stLowest Crime Rates: 3,644thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,694thSmartest Citizens: 4,214thHealthiest Citizens: 4,259thHighest Economic Output: 4,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,579thNicest Citizens: 5,569thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,157thMost Income Equality: 6,378thMost Developed: 6,734thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,379thHighest Average Incomes: 7,599thMost Cultured: 7,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,767thMost Secular: 8,553rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,021stLargest Populations: 9,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,648thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,087thBest Weather: 11,676thMost Inclusive: 11,860thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,780thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,209th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 101st in the regionMost Pacifist: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Income Equality: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 181st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 219th in the regionNicest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Developed: 237th in the regionMost Secular: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 250th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 280th in the regionMost Inclusive: 289th in the regionMost Cultured: 313th in the regionLargest Populations: 316th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 328th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 351st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 367th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 402nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 454th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 459th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 486th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Inclusive.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Malgrave's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".

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