Population | 23.104 billion |
Capital | Malena |
Leader | Maäl |
Faith | Multiple |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | lion |
The Producten of Malen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maäl with an iron fist, and renowned for its enforced nudity, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 23.104 billion Maals are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malena. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Malenian economy, worth 350 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,191 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Organ donation is compulsory, Malen has designated Malena as its capital city, Maäl has just been declared ruler of Malen in an international press conference, and Multiple has been named as Malen's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Malen's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Multiple.
Malen is ranked 171,445th in the world and 86th in belgium for Fattest Citizens, with 9.74 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Malen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Malen changed its national faith to "Multiple" and its leader to "Maäl".
- : Following new legislation in Malen, Multiple has been named as Malen's national religion.