Population | 27.084 billion |
Capital | Malastadt |
Leader | Hello Kitty |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Badger |
The Badger Enclave of Malashaan Colony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hello Kitty with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.084 billion Malasheens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malastadt. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Malashaan Colonyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,868 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,912 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, Hello Kitty's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. Malashaan Colony's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Malashaan Colony is ranked 12,504th in the world and 88th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Idea of Sanjurika.
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Malashaan Colony's influence in Europeia fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Malashaan Colony was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Malashaan Colony's influence in Europeia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Malashaan Colony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Malashaan Colony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » PhDre, Abardis, UPC, Decacon, Primorye Oblast, Pland Adanna, Terraustra, New Islington, Le Libertia, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, Grande pudimland, and Sanjurika.