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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,558thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,591st
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Malashaan Colony

Population27.084 billion

CapitalMalastadt
LeaderHello Kitty

CurrencyMark
AnimalBadger

The Badger Enclave of Malashaan Colony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hello Kitty with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.084 billion Malasheens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malastadt. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malashaan Colonyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,868 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,912 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, Hello Kitty's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. Malashaan Colony's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malashaan Colony is ranked 12,504th in the world and 88th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,963rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,558thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,591stMost Influential: 4,439thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,758thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,058thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,258thLargest Populations: 6,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,911thMost Developed: 6,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,652ndHighest Economic Output: 7,706thSmartest Citizens: 8,926thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,735thMost Pacifist: 10,763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,851stBest Weather: 12,479thMost Cultured: 12,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,806thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,844thHighest Food Quality: 16,632ndLargest Governments: 17,262ndSafest: 18,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,870thNicest Citizens: 18,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 25,162ndMost Secular: 28,262nd
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Most Influential: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionNudest: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 135th in the region

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