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The Disputed Pronouncements of Malaclypses Playground

“There is ONE god! He is the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Church of Eris


The Disputed Pronouncements of Malaclypses Playground is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 3.521 billion, all of whom are zombies, Malaclypians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 27%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and students in Malaclypses Playground's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Malaclypses Playground's national animal is the Divine G-string of the Gods, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Oversized Mead Horn.

Malaclypses Playground is ranked 14th in The Church of Eris and 109,608th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Malaclypses Playground is currently building a zombie empire.

People: 0

Zombies: 3,521,032,551

Dead: 1,027,241,167

Survival Rate: 0.00%

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