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The Disputed Pronouncements of Malaclypses Playground

“There is ONE god! He is the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Church of Eris

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The Disputed Pronouncements of Malaclypses Playground is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.852 billion Malaclypians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 30%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and students in Malaclypses Playground's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Malaclypses Playground's national animal is the Divine G-string of the Gods, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Oversized Mead Horn.

Malaclypses Playground is ranked 2nd in The Church of Eris and 4,191st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 20 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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