The United Provinces of
Father Knows Best State
The better of the common man, is key
Brian Adams
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Provinces of Magourius is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Brian Adams with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.55 billion Magourians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorskull. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The powerhouse a Magourian economy, worth 395 trillion Dollarss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,816 Dollarss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,737 per year while the poor average 23,323, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

All news sources are under strict government control, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, the children of Magourius are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magourius's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Magourius is ranked 8th in The Supreme Union and 20,934th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 147 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Magourius fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Magourius was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Magourius, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Magourius, the children of Magourius are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Magourius, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Magourius, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Magourius, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Magourius changed its national demonym to "Magourian", its demonym adjective to "a Magourian", its faith to "Christianity", its leader to "Brian Adams", its motto to "The better of the common man, is key", and its nation type to "United Provinces".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Magourius lodged a message on the The Supreme Union Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Magourius relocated from Lazarus to The Supreme Union.

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