The United Provinces of Magourius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Brian Adams with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.875 billion Magourians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorskull. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.
The powerhouse a Magourian economy, worth 442 trillion Dollarss a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,675 Dollarss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,061 per year while the poor average 24,360, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.
Funding for education has been redirected into the military, the military has quashed a recent coup attempt, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magourius's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Magourius fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Average.
- : Magourius fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Average.
- : Magourius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Magourius fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Magourius's influence in The Supreme Union rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Magourius fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Magourius's influence in The Supreme Union rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Magourius's influence in The Supreme Union rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Magourius, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Magourius lodged a message on the The Supreme Union Regional Message Board.