Largest Black Market: 8,162nd Largest Insurance Industry: 9,156th Largest Retail Industry: 11,404th
The United Provinces of
Father Knows Best State
The better of the common man, is key
Brian Adams
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Political Freedom

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The United Provinces of Magourius is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Brian Adams with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.026 billion Magourians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorskull. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The powerhouse a Magourian economy, worth 458 trillion Dollarss a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,127 Dollarss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,405 per year while the poor average 24,870, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, the military has quashed a recent coup attempt, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magourius's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Magourius is ranked 34,922nd in the world and 905th in Osiris for Most Pro-Market, scoring 62.14 on the Rand Index.

Largest Black Market: 8,162ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,156thLargest Retail Industry: 11,404thLargest Mining Sector: 12,314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,667thMost Avoided: 13,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,109th
Largest Insurance Industry: 339th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 423rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 444th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Magourius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Largest Black Market, Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, and Most Avoided.
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Magourius was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Magourius ceased to exist.
  • : Magourius fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Magourius fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Average.
  • : Magourius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.


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