Largest Black Market: 3,529th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,560th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,057th
The Ethnostate of
Father Knows Best State
Harde Arbeid Overwint Alles!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Ethnostate of Magna Batavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Rijksleider with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.917 billion Magna Batavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rijkshoofdstad Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The thriving Magna Batavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion Rijksguldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,000 Rijksguldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and train stations can be 'armful places. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magna Batavia's national animal is the Rijksadelaar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magna Batavia is ranked 39,855th in the world and 9th in Union of Nationalists for Most Conservative, scoring 60.62 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 3,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,057thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,290thHighest Economic Output: 6,921stMost Secular: 7,652ndLargest Populations: 7,658thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,944thHealthiest Citizens: 9,136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,199thLowest Crime Rates: 13,003rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,163rd
Top
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens, Largest Agricultural Sector, Largest Black Market, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Magna Batavia altered its national flag.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).

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