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The Hippie Paradise of Magic Unicornitopia

“~sparkle sparkle~”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: World Benchmark	Economy: Struggling	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Hippy Haven

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Hippie Paradise of Magic Unicornitopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alice the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.651 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamina City. The average income tax rate is 96%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, Magic Unicornitopia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Magic Unicornitopia's national animal is the dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the token.

Magic Unicornitopia is ranked 63rd in Hippy Haven and 96,943rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.069 Stalins.

Top 10% of Hippy Haven for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality Top 10% of Hippy Haven for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of Hippy Haven for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of Hippy Haven for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of the world for Safest Top 10% of Hippy Haven for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 10% of Hippy Haven for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

9 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
12 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
16 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nudest.
17 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
20 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
21 days ago: Following new legislation in Magic Unicornitopia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
21 days ago: Following new legislation in Magic Unicornitopia, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
33 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Politically Free.
34 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
39 days ago: Magic Unicornitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 (Hicdarr, Maripe, Dagoetygbi, Reallyhungry, The Nation of Orpheus, Bonghit Falls, Taicen, Amniote Bay, Love and happiness and weed)