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The Frisbee Tossin' Sex Machines of MADFIGS

“Swim Like Hell!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Below Average

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Frisbee Tossin' Sex Machines of MADFIGS is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scott Dogg with an even hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate population of 17.862 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fresno. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students cut up leftover MAD FIGS Dollars during Arts and Crafts, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MADFIGS's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Wicca, and its currency is the MAD FIGS Dollar.

MADFIGS is ranked 88th in Scotland and 101,495th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -156 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top 10% of Scotland for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Scotland for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of Scotland for Most Devout Top 10% of the world for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of Scotland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of Scotland for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of Scotland for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of Scotland for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of Scotland for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of Scotland for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of Scotland for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Scotland for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of Scotland for Most Pacifist Top 10% of Scotland for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of Scotland for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of Scotland for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Scotland for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Scotland for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 5% of Scotland for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of Scotland for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 21 hours ago

3 days ago: MADFIGS was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Rawrsmooius.
3 days 1 hour ago: MADFIGS was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
4 days ago: MADFIGS was endorsed by The Empire of Dub Dizzle.
6 days ago: MADFIGS was endorsed by The Democratic Dictatorship of Indiscretions Mum.
7 days ago: MADFIGS was endorsed by The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia.
9 days ago: MADFIGS was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
9 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
11 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
11 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, students cut up leftover MAD FIGS Dollars during Arts and Crafts.

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Endorsements Received: 6 (Quoziced, Krastovia, Celtic Rodents, Indiscretions Mum, Dub Dizzle, Rawrsmooius)