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“We love to be thin...we're made of air!”

The I Am On A Air Thin Diet of MacBook Air is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.284 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem. MacBook Air's national animal is the Mac Mini, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Aperture.

MacBook Air is ranked 1st in the region and 9,677th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.