The Beautiful Bovines of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Cows are the supreme beings of the universe
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The Beautiful Bovines of M00M00Land is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 5.322 billion M00M00Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The M00M00Landian economy, worth 146 trillion MooMooBucks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,479 MooMooBucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

MooMooCows with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, major cities are suffering under water rationing, a government program is underway to revitalize M00M00Land's beaches, and the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. M00M00Land's national animal is the MooMooCow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

M00M00Land is ranked 43,742nd in the world and 1,864th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,106.3 Tourists Per Hour.

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