The Promise of Lynlyn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lynn with an even hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed population of 24.402 billion Lynlynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyn. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lynlynian economy, worth 761 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,211 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, Lynny has been named as Lynlyn's national religion, Lynn has just been declared ruler of Lynlyn in an international press conference, and Lynlyn has designated Lyn as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lynlyn's national animal is the phoenix and its national religion is Lynny.

Lynlyn is ranked 148,315^th in the world and 1^st in Walsingford for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.15 law-abiding acts per hour.